Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Suu]

Never mind, he's slandering me on forums and on Facebook now, after I asked him for pictures, and asked for how he wanted me to fix this.

Now it's fucking war, you parasitic putrid sack of entrails.

[Junkenstein]

Yeah, gloves off time as "own stupidity" takes a great step forward to plausibility.

[Suu]

Mistakes happen. I can fix my mistakes, but you need to let me see them first. I can't tell you what went wrong, or how I can fix it unless you let me. If you don't let me, then you aren't seeing a red cent. It could be one of a dozen things: he's lying about how he watched it, bad thread, bad linen, bad tension on the machine that I overlooked...by not showing me the issue, I could be ruining other jobs by not fixing what needs to be fixed on my end.

I hate people. I fucking hate them. The majority of my jobs go so damn well, I get rave reviews, and then a schmuck has to come along, and I'm just sick of it. I have no time to deal with this shit anymore. I'm going to grad school and putting this mess behind me.

[Suu]

And a friend just got diagnosed with Lyme Disease, but they think they caught it early enough for her to not have any post-treatment neurological issues. A month of strong antibiotics though. Ugh, gross. Ticks are vile.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

[trix]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

Does that happen often where you live?

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

Does that happen often where you live?

It's a suspiciously frequent occurrence.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

Does that happen often where you live?

It's a suspiciously frequent occurrence.

Yep.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

Does that happen often where you live?

It's a suspiciously frequent occurrence.

Yep.

It's odd how the presence of urban renewal dollars and a gentrifying neighborhood tends to so dramatically increase the flammability of building materials. I think we should get a crack team of econo-chemists together, to solve this mystery.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Woke up to helicopters again, which means a building fire somewhere in my neighborhood. The smell is rank.

And then Nigel lived in Hanoi.

[Salty]

So, is there a reason I should read Sam Harris? I googled and it seems like he is much like Dawkins, in that I don't give a shit.

Someone keeps pushing it on me and I suspect zealotry. Google was inconclusive, but that might be lazieness user error.

[Salty]

Also, THIS BAR IS A DUMP. WHERE ARE THE PARTY SNACKS?

[Salty]

ALSO, I have been thinking about sillieness recently. I feel a lot less silly than I used to, but it comes back a little day by day. I am starting to suspect being silly is a healthy brain's response to The Big Awful. Thoughts?

[Cain]

So, is there a reason I should read Sam Harris? I googled and it seems like he is much like Dawkins, in that I don't give a shit.

Someone keeps pushing it on me and I suspect zealotry. Google was inconclusive, but that might be lazieness user error.

I dunno.  I mean, there is the novelty value of him proclaiming his superior morality and reasoning while demanding Iran be nuked, right now, right away, as soon as we can fire up the ICBMs because they might, one day, get a nuke and everyone knows conventional deterrence don't work against them Crazy Smudgy People.

I mean, I found that pretty funny.

[LMNO]

Also, THIS BAR IS A DUMP. WHERE ARE THE PARTY SNACKS?

IN.  MAH.  PANCE.