Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Suu]

In other news, I was just told that nobody needs to know what John Adams looked like, or who's on our money, because it's not important.

Lol. America.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I know everyone hates "last night I dreamt" posts, but there was a newborn infant with a kitten head for a butt and a row of half-inch long venomous fangs. And they weren't even put in like teeth. They were in a perfectly straight row, like a field rake.

I love that kinda dream.

[Suu]

I know everyone hates "last night I dreamt" posts, but there was a newborn infant with a kitten head for a butt and a row of half-inch long venomous fangs. And they weren't even put in like teeth. They were in a perfectly straight row, like a field rake.

I love that kinda dream.

Dreams like that are what make sleep worth it. When you can wake up and legitimately say, "What the fuck?!" Then you know your REM is in the right place.

[Suu]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

[Junkenstein]

6 0 days without a school shooting

Edited to death. Still not as funny as in my head but i've spent far too long trying to get this to work to drop it now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I know everyone hates "last night I dreamt" posts, but there was a newborn infant with a kitten head for a butt and a row of half-inch long venomous fangs. And they weren't even put in like teeth. They were in a perfectly straight row, like a field rake.

I love that kinda dream.

Dreams like that are what make sleep worth it. When you can wake up and legitimately say, "What the fuck?!" Then you know your REM is in the right place.

When you rocket out of bed trailing bedsheets, and smash full on into the wall, you know your deep sleep cycle is doing its job.

Regular dreams happen in REM sleep.  The FUN FUCKING PART OF THE GAME happens in deep sleep.  Your brain thinks you're suffocating.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I know everyone hates "last night I dreamt" posts, but there was a newborn infant with a kitten head for a butt and a row of half-inch long venomous fangs. And they weren't even put in like teeth. They were in a perfectly straight row, like a field rake.

I love that kinda dream.

Dreams like that are what make sleep worth it. When you can wake up and legitimately say, "What the fuck?!" Then you know your REM is in the right place.

When you rocket out of bed trailing bedsheets, and smash full on into the wall, you know your deep sleep cycle is doing its job.

Regular dreams happen in REM sleep.  The FUN FUCKING PART OF THE GAME happens in deep sleep.  Your brain thinks you're suffocating.

People hate those kind of posts? Shitfuckdamn. Those are some of my favorites. Cuddly little infant! Daw!

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

Troutdale. Such a pretty place. Shitty.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jesus fuck, another school shooting this morning in Oregon.

Troutdale. Such a pretty place. Shitty.

When you squash people down, they squirt out the sides, crazy as hell.

We observed this in mice in the 1950s; we're observing it in people now.

[Cain]

Bleh.  Working overtime tonight.  This is my 4th night of overtime in 10 days.

Thank God I've got an interview on Thursday. Factory work sucks, but it's better than being tired all the fucking time.  Especially with viciously incompetent morons.

[minuspace]

Yea, sometimes being tired helps me not notice those venomous, suppurating scabs.  Sleep won't sort them out, so I direct them to overflow, because buffer is already at capacity   

[Junkenstein]

Bleh.  Working overtime tonight.  This is my 4th night of overtime in 10 days.

Thank God I've got an interview on Thursday. Factory work sucks, but it's better than being tired all the fucking time.  Especially with viciously incompetent morons.

Is that for the research gig? Either way, good luck.

[Cain]

Yea, sometimes being tired helps me not notice those venomous, suppurating scabs.  Sleep won't sort them out, so I direct them to overflow, because buffer is already at capacity   

Indeed.  Given my already low opinion of them, it is fairly easy to drown them out, but unfortunately it doesn't entirely get rid of them.

Is that for the research gig? Either way, good luck.

No, this is the care work I've been doing the last couple of months.  Care, incidentally, is a misleading name and a terrible occupation, and many of the people involved in it are the kind of people least suited to caring about anything and anyone in the world.  I'm seriously considering a down payment to a reliable assassin should I ever develop dementia in the future...it's better than the alternatives.

[Junkenstein]

Ah, Joy. New client. More cash than sense and no clue about the industry.

We're going to get along splendidly.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

What was supposed to happen today:

Car tune-up.

Cat to the vet.

Get a new phone (old one is dead) and pizza at the mall.

What has happened :

Car has a hole in the radiator.