Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Ben Shapiro]

Happy Father's day to all the PD father's.
Highlights of last night in little mexico:
Me,my brother, and Godfather drowned a whole bottle of tequila by ourselves. Something like 6-7 shots in a hour period . Godfather fell asleep on the chair, my brother had a terrible ending, I just laughed and laughed as it had little effect on me.
My dad just danced and danced and danced all night with my mom. Went on a drunk beer run 30 mins before the Jewish store cranks up the price of booze last minute. Everyone has more beer I have a total of 10 more beers after all the tequila. 3 more hours of continuous drunk dancing. Music ends because it's morning. Neighbors realize they have children, and they need to go home. 4 hours later everyone is eating breakfast, and washing dishes, and watching soccer. It's like NOTHING happened!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Happy Father's day to all the PD father's.
Highlights of last night in little mexico:
Me,my brother, and Godfather drowned a whole bottle of tequila by ourselves. Something like 6-7 shots in a hour period . Godfather fell asleep on the chair, my brother had a terrible ending, I just laughed and laughed as it had little effect on me.
My dad just danced and danced and danced all night with my mom. Went on a drunk beer run 30 mins before the Jewish store cranks up the price of booze last minute. Everyone has more beer I have a total of 10 more beers after all the tequila. 3 more hours of continuous drunk dancing. Music ends because it's morning. Neighbors realize they have children, and they need to go home. 4 hours later everyone is eating breakfast, and washing dishes, and watching soccer. It's like NOTHING happened!

That sounds rather fantastic, really.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm at work. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

[Salty]

Yes, please, follow me outside where I go to drink my 1st cup of tea in peace to tell me about your dream. Do that, I want to know ALLLLLLL about your super interesting dream. Really.

No, really.

Oh, and how you slept. And what kind of food you have in the back of your teeth. And maybe touch on your existential crisis. In fact, just unload your thoughts as they arrive in your head. Think of me as a sort of waste recepticle.

:murder:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

That shit's crazy.

The place you work is crazy.

Also, Tucson.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

That shit's crazy.

The place you work is crazy.

Also, Tucson.

You're right, you know.  This place isn't inhabitable.

[Salty]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

How does anything have that many bricks?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yes, please, follow me outside where I go to drink my 1st cup of tea in peace to tell me about your dream. Do that, I want to know ALLLLLLL about your super interesting dream. Really.

No, really.

Oh, and how you slept. And what kind of food you have in the back of your teeth. And maybe touch on your existential crisis. In fact, just unload your thoughts as they arrive in your head. Think of me as a sort of waste recepticle.

:murder:

???

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

How does anything have that many bricks?

Well, they're extremely dense bricks, and this fucking thing is HUGE.

[Salty]

Yes, please, follow me outside where I go to drink my 1st cup of tea in peace to tell me about your dream. Do that, I want to know ALLLLLLL about your super interesting dream. Really.

No, really.

Oh, and how you slept. And what kind of food you have in the back of your teeth. And maybe touch on your existential crisis. In fact, just unload your thoughts as they arrive in your head. Think of me as a sort of waste recepticle.

:murder:

???

I have taken to going outside for me 1st cup since saying things like "I dont like to chit chat 1st thing in the morning" has no effect. Am now constructing a rocket ship.

[Salty]

I'm at work. 

WTF? It's not only Sunday, it's FATHER'S DAY. What did the bastards do this time?

Well, the ball mill that keeps doing weird shit?  ALL THE BRICK LINING FELL OUT.  That was part of the reason for the delay on my trip.  And while I have an I&E guy doing hole watch, a confined space entry means the maintenance supervisor has to be on site.

So I'm sitting in my office fucking off.

That ball mill. 

55,000 kilograms of bricks is one hell of a mess.

How does anything have that many bricks?

Well, they're extremely dense bricks, and this fucking thing is HUGE.

How is it they fall out?