A modest proposal

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm chopped liver.   

I'm doing my dance, my special dance, and I got thrown over for a Scotsman.

WE HATES P3NT!  WE HATES HIM FOREVER!

It's not that you're chopped liver, it's just that I don't know anyone who's into the hypnotic trance induced by the gyrating motions of a Holy Man^TM's back hair. Besides me, I mean. But I know a guy who's got a thing for outdoorsey men in tutus and smoking cigars. . . . if you put a tutu on over the corset and smoke a cigar . . . I bet I could convert him.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

NO IT'S RUINED FOREVER

[Junkenstein]

I'm pretty sure Paes could also sell videos of you to a guy.

I'd like to think it'd be a different guy, but probably not.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Lemme track down a corset and it is so very on...the milky, milky horror!

You have to. YOU HAVE TO.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If he's willing to be tickled while this goes on, Paes knows a guy who'll pay decent money.

[Junkenstein]

If he's willing to be tickled while this goes on, Paes knows a guy who'll pay decent money.

This is my favorite new example of HA HA DEADLY SERIOUS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'll post tonight.

[UB]

Geeze. Now I regret switching pics for all the hilarity the other one provoked.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Geeze. Now I regret switching pics for all the hilarity the other one provoked.

No one was talking to you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.

I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!

Whoa whoa whoa there

this isn't the 1990's.