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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2014, 03:02:15 am »
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

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What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

It wouldn't be if you'd just robbed the fucking whaling museum like I said when you were up here. Then you'd have enough whale bone for a corset AND A HARPOON.

I know.  But you kept driving.  With no rear shocks.  I was busy trying to find my kidneys.

Kidneys just get in the way of corsets.

Look at QG's fine example - ain't a kidney to be seen. Everything beneath is hollow storage space for the various reagents she uses in her "hobbies."
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2014, 03:11:47 am »
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Wow, that is an awesome picture.
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2014, 03:18:57 am »
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Wow, that is an awesome picture.

Ain't it, though?

I am unreasonably jealous about her youth and the condition she is in.  My envy is a truck.
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2014, 03:35:08 am »
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Wow, that is an awesome picture.

Ain't it, though?

I am unreasonably jealous about her youth and the condition she is in.  My envy is a truck.

Youth is fleeting but HOLYTM is forever.
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2014, 03:47:48 am »
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2014, 03:49:37 am »
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Wow, that is an awesome picture.

It really really is!

I am torn between "Holy RAWR!" and "Oh shit, oh shit, her hair is tentacles too."
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2014, 04:10:00 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: A modest proposal
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2014, 11:41:02 pm »
Daw, thanks everybody <3