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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 10, 2014, 03:15:12 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#45
June 10, 2014, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:28:16 PM
I was just squashing this monster-ass scorpion with a hammer (a fairly routine thing), and he walks in the door.  He stops.  He stares.

"What?"

Ahahahaha. Tell him he gets the next one as part of his initiation. It can be part of his new duties as Morale Officer to watch out for scorpions and smush 'em.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#46
June 10, 2014, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
"Did you find yours yet?"

Also, training room is a bad idea to me. Potentially far too private. What the boy needs is a desk where everyone can see exactly what he's doing all the time. A corridor would be my preference but that probably won't fly with your safety regs.

Unless the room is totally horrible, in which case, great.

Suggestion - Give him some kind of plant and tell him it's tied to his performance. Insert appropriate bullshit about dedication, care and duty and so on. Then salt it on the QT.

The training room is between my office and the I&E lab, and is roughly the size of a tennis court.

It's not an office, it's a desk up against a wall.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
June 10, 2014, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 05:28:16 PM
I was just squashing this monster-ass scorpion with a hammer (a fairly routine thing), and he walks in the door.  He stops.  He stares.

"What?"

Ahahahaha. Tell him he gets the next one as part of his initiation. It can be part of his new duties as Morale Officer to watch out for scorpions and smush 'em.

I told him to watch out for the little bitty ones that blend in with everything.  Wood scorpions.  Potentially fatal sting, via respiratory shut down.  Very bad news.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#48
June 10, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Is it possible for you to ring a bell in your office and him to hear it?

May as well go full Pavlov while you've been granted the opportunity.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
June 10, 2014, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Is it possible for you to ring a bell in your office and him to hear it?

May as well go full Pavlov while you've been granted the opportunity.

Bells and dog food.

I'm going to use that in our next conversation.  You, sir, are a genius.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#50
June 10, 2014, 05:44:23 PM
Did I ever tell you about the work experience kid I was able to make flinch to the wrong answer noise from family fortunes?

That took less than a day. You've got FOREVER.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
June 10, 2014, 05:45:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:44:23 PM
Did I ever tell you about the work experience kid I was able to make flinch to the wrong answer noise from family fortunes?

That took less than a day. You've got FOREVER.

No, I am going to use it as an example of why he is WRONG.  How he became WRONG.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#52
June 10, 2014, 05:48:29 PM
Ah, I understand.

This will be fun. Not for him, obviously.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
June 10, 2014, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:48:29 PM
Ah, I understand.

This will be fun. Not for him, obviously.

The privilege thing wasn't fun for me.  But I needed it.

He needs this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
June 10, 2014, 06:36:59 PM
"Why, yes, I AM dancing in my office.  Is this a problem for you?"

Blank stare.

"Who doesn't like Lady Gaga?"

Dawning horror.

"Who's afraid of the big bad maintenance manager?  Fucking nobody.  Go back and finished unpacking your shit."



This guy needs work.  He has no appreciation for border town sensibilities.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#55
June 10, 2014, 06:39:09 PM
 :lulz:
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Junkenstein

#56
June 10, 2014, 06:40:08 PM
I think we've just found one of the duties of the morale officer.

Ask him if he knows the all the moves to "Thriller" and if he's how confident he is in a "teaching environment".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
June 10, 2014, 06:40:16 PM
I think I have finally found all the fun I ever wanted.

I think he has, too.  He just doesn't know it yet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#58
June 10, 2014, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
Suggestion - Give him some kind of plant and tell him it's tied to his performance. Insert appropriate bullshit about dedication, care and duty and so on. Then salt it on the QT.

Tuscon doesn't have what normal people think of as plants.  No salt required, if he can get his hands on an actual plant, it will commit hari-kiri within a month in Tuscon summer, anyway.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#59
June 10, 2014, 06:41:52 PM
He needs to run the official company suggestion box.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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