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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 15, 2013, 04:19:21 PM

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Look at this guy.



That's 169% Scotsman.  Now, while Scotsmen are normally a blight on all that is good and right, there are certain times that they are indispensible.  This is why I give P3NT a little breathing room when he makes comments about "faithfools"...After all, one soldier knows another.  And while I have no idea if P3NT has ever done any soldiering, it was HIS kind that got pressed into service in WWII, so fucking mad about having their day interrupted that they kicked Rommel and his DAK right in the fucking teeth, all up and down North Africa.

Then they went to Sicily, Italy, France, Germany, etc, jabbing bayonets in people because the Germans at the time just COULDN'T FUCKING BEHAVE, which seriously cut into the drinking time of Scotsmen, and incidentally kept them from fighting their REAL enemy (other Scotsmen).

Then they'd go home, see, and there'd be this awful *WHIZZZZ-BANG*, and they'd explode all over the streets of Aberdeen or Glasgow or whatever, making the Hell's Angels look plain silly.  No, there were no leather uniforms for these assholes.  They'd just walk up and introduce themselves by glassing you.  It wasn't anything personal, mind you, it was just that the hereditary reiver gene got activated, and they need to pillage and maim SOMEONE.  That someone just happened to be you.  Blame Germany...Scotland had just finally settled down, after all, and the Germans just HAD to fuck with a good thing.

So, yeah.  That's P3NT Face.  The look that says, "We're still a little anxious over here.  You should come visit."

Don't do it.  It's a trap.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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He's been busy 'glassing' people with a kayak.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 04:19:21 PM
Look at this guy.



That's 169% Scotsman.  Now, while Scotsmen are normally a blight on all that is good and right, there are certain times that they are indispensible.  This is why I give P3NT a little breathing room when he makes comments about "faithfools"...After all, one soldier knows another.  And while I have no idea if P3NT has ever done any soldiering, it was HIS kind that got pressed into service in WWII, so fucking mad about having their day interrupted that they kicked Rommel and his DAK right in the fucking teeth, all up and down North Africa.

Then they went to Sicily, Italy, France, Germany, etc, jabbing bayonets in people because the Germans at the time just COULDN'T FUCKING BEHAVE, which seriously cut into the drinking time of Scotsmen, and incidentally kept them from fighting their REAL enemy (other Scotsmen).

Then they'd go home, see, and there'd be this awful *WHIZZZZ-BANG*, and they'd explode all over the streets of Aberdeen or Glasgow or whatever, making the Hell's Angels look plain silly.  No, there were no leather uniforms for these assholes.  They'd just walk up and introduce themselves by glassing you.  It wasn't anything personal, mind you, it was just that the hereditary reiver gene got activated, and they need to pillage and maim SOMEONE.  That someone just happened to be you.  Blame Germany...Scotland had just finally settled down, after all, and the Germans just HAD to fuck with a good thing.

So, yeah.  That's P3NT Face.  The look that says, "We're still a little anxious over here.  You should come visit."

Don't do it.  It's a trap.

:lulz: Can't believe this one slipped my attention!

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Hes so adorable.   :p
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

P3nT4gR4m

I'm more of a tactile person. Nothing as satisfying as actually feeling all those warm squishy bits yielding to my knuckles and forehead  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark