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Started by UB, June 13, 2014, 12:55:38 AM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
So, we need 20% more compressed air than we have, for the emergency replacement jetmill (the old one went boom).  So we disconnect the power feed to #2 6' ball mill, string 200 feet of cable for 480VAC/220 amps to the supplementary compressor until Building K's new motor control center comes online next week (then switch over and reinstall the 6' ball mill), THEN run 2 air driers in parallel to make up for the fact that I don't have any driers that are big enough, MEANWHILE cutting steel to make the new jetmill PHYSICALLY fit where it has to go, AND THE WHOLE TIME, I have Japanese engineers all over the kiln Filthy Assistant trashed, because AFTER the repair, burner #9 skin temperature shot to 600 Centigrade, burned through, cooked the gas line, which in turn flashed the conduit next to it, and shorted out the entire kiln MEANING that the temperature crashed, and the refractory brick marched 3 feet out the ass end of the kiln WHICH IN TURN tore the conveyor to bitty pieces.

All of this has to be operational by Tuesday at 2PM.

But that's okay, BECAUSE

*pant, pant, wheeze*

WE'RE GODDAMN MAINTENANCE APES, AND WE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

TGRR,
Back to work!  WARP FACTOR 9, JACKASSES!

Um, this seems suspiciously like an excerpt from something that an engineer would say prior to: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219   :(

Pssst.... http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304887904576395580035481822 Makes us think twice about what we think we know. 

Ultimately, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6DN1OoxjE everything we know is wrong, aye?
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:55:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
So, we need 20% more compressed air than we have, for the emergency replacement jetmill (the old one went boom).  So we disconnect the power feed to #2 6' ball mill, string 200 feet of cable for 480VAC/220 amps to the supplementary compressor until Building K's new motor control center comes online next week (then switch over and reinstall the 6' ball mill), THEN run 2 air driers in parallel to make up for the fact that I don't have any driers that are big enough, MEANWHILE cutting steel to make the new jetmill PHYSICALLY fit where it has to go, AND THE WHOLE TIME, I have Japanese engineers all over the kiln Filthy Assistant trashed, because AFTER the repair, burner #9 skin temperature shot to 600 Centigrade, burned through, cooked the gas line, which in turn flashed the conduit next to it, and shorted out the entire kiln MEANING that the temperature crashed, and the refractory brick marched 3 feet out the ass end of the kiln WHICH IN TURN tore the conveyor to bitty pieces.

All of this has to be operational by Tuesday at 2PM.

But that's okay, BECAUSE

*pant, pant, wheeze*

WE'RE GODDAMN MAINTENANCE APES, AND WE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

TGRR,
Back to work!  WARP FACTOR 9, JACKASSES!

Um, this seems suspiciously like an excerpt from something that an engineer would say prior to: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219   :(

Pssst.... http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304887904576395580035481822 Makes us think twice about what we think we know. 

Ultimately, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6DN1OoxjE everything we know is wrong, aye?

Fuck off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

UB

At this point, you are going to put me to sleep.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

UB

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 01:30:00 AM
Thread split, please.

...................................... the end ................................
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

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Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:55:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
So, we need 20% more compressed air than we have, for the emergency replacement jetmill (the old one went boom).  So we disconnect the power feed to #2 6' ball mill, string 200 feet of cable for 480VAC/220 amps to the supplementary compressor until Building K's new motor control center comes online next week (then switch over and reinstall the 6' ball mill), THEN run 2 air driers in parallel to make up for the fact that I don't have any driers that are big enough, MEANWHILE cutting steel to make the new jetmill PHYSICALLY fit where it has to go, AND THE WHOLE TIME, I have Japanese engineers all over the kiln Filthy Assistant trashed, because AFTER the repair, burner #9 skin temperature shot to 600 Centigrade, burned through, cooked the gas line, which in turn flashed the conduit next to it, and shorted out the entire kiln MEANING that the temperature crashed, and the refractory brick marched 3 feet out the ass end of the kiln WHICH IN TURN tore the conveyor to bitty pieces.

All of this has to be operational by Tuesday at 2PM.

But that's okay, BECAUSE

*pant, pant, wheeze*

WE'RE GODDAMN MAINTENANCE APES, AND WE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

TGRR,
Back to work!  WARP FACTOR 9, JACKASSES!

Um, this seems suspiciously like an excerpt from something that an engineer would say prior to: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219   :(

Pssst.... http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304887904576395580035481822 Makes us think twice about what we think we know. 

Ultimately, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6DN1OoxjE everything we know is wrong, aye?

What did you think you were doing with this post?

Because what I'm seeing is someone completely missing the point, dull threadjackery, and a played out troll style.

1/10.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 01:55:33 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:55:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
So, we need 20% more compressed air than we have, for the emergency replacement jetmill (the old one went boom).  So we disconnect the power feed to #2 6' ball mill, string 200 feet of cable for 480VAC/220 amps to the supplementary compressor until Building K's new motor control center comes online next week (then switch over and reinstall the 6' ball mill), THEN run 2 air driers in parallel to make up for the fact that I don't have any driers that are big enough, MEANWHILE cutting steel to make the new jetmill PHYSICALLY fit where it has to go, AND THE WHOLE TIME, I have Japanese engineers all over the kiln Filthy Assistant trashed, because AFTER the repair, burner #9 skin temperature shot to 600 Centigrade, burned through, cooked the gas line, which in turn flashed the conduit next to it, and shorted out the entire kiln MEANING that the temperature crashed, and the refractory brick marched 3 feet out the ass end of the kiln WHICH IN TURN tore the conveyor to bitty pieces.

All of this has to be operational by Tuesday at 2PM.

But that's okay, BECAUSE

*pant, pant, wheeze*

WE'RE GODDAMN MAINTENANCE APES, AND WE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING.

TGRR,
Back to work!  WARP FACTOR 9, JACKASSES!

Um, this seems suspiciously like an excerpt from something that an engineer would say prior to: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219   :(

Pssst.... http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304887904576395580035481822 Makes us think twice about what we think we know. 

Ultimately, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6DN1OoxjE everything we know is wrong, aye?

What did you think you were doing with this post?

Because what I'm seeing is someone completely missing the point, dull threadjackery, and a played out troll style.

1/10.

It was kind of amusing, having some infant lecture me on how shit works in an industrial setting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

See also: No Cain, there are no Iranian hackers, hackers are Chinese.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I can't believe this twit thinks she's clever with crap like this.
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UB

Oh, my, how flattering. Instead of conveying the understanding that many more of my responses are mirroring the common discussions had and are laced with sarcasm... I get promoted with being a lecturing twit who assumes to know more than anyone else.   :(   

I dont mind the shit shovelling nor the apparent escort away from participating within certain threads... but I have learned that even the more questionable of characters bring to light potentially insightful thoughts.

I wouldn't be much of a bragard toward industrial engineering, ha! Im a clerk from the lowest of estate.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

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Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 10:01:32 PM
This flattered me. Instead of someone saying some of my responses are mirroring the discussions and are sarcastic... I get promoted to being a lecturing fool who believes more than anyone else.    :)   

I don't take offense to shoveling shit nor being given my own threads... but I have learned that even the more questionable characters can bring me potentially insightful thoughts.

I've got no experience with industrial engineering, to brag about! I'm a desk worker at the bottom of a pyramid.

Did I paraphrase correctly? Do tell me off.

UB

Quote from: Drake75 on June 14, 2014, 12:05:59 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 10:01:32 PM
This flattered me. Instead of someone saying some of my responses are mirroring the discussions and are sarcastic... I get promoted to being a lecturing fool who believes more than anyone else.    :)   

I don't take offense to shoveling shit nor being given my own threads... but I have learned that even the more questionable characters can bring me potentially insightful thoughts.

I've got no experience with industrial engineering, to brag about! I'm a desk worker at the bottom of a pyramid.

Did I paraphrase correctly? Do tell me off.

Horridly narcissistic, aye? Suppose we should shed this skin soon, we've become blind by it.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

UB

Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 11:37:28 PM
You have apparently not learned to refrain from shitting on the carpet.

Haha... it is a common assumption that the one caught "present" is the one guilty.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

UB

NET:   
Than you for asking.... because I wasn't intentionally being a troll. 

I was showing how my head works at times. TGRR wrote several pieces in the original thread that reminded me very much of a previous discussion I was a part of in a basement one evening. Instead of practicing the electric slide and welding their lightsabers,  a few guys started a tongue tango on the detrimental hazards of nuclear plants and one or two of the group only had a head knowledge of weaponry and defense, seemingly to dismiss the nuclear technology as a viably important energy program. Some countries dont have the beneficial yet accursed abundance of nonrenewable fossil fuels... but they bring to light an important point from the angles through which they work to accomplish feats that are awe-inspiring. 

Most would agree that such progress comes from years of study and more than even an adept wisdom in the applications of both failed and successful experiments. Im kinda more of the slant that some minds are more sensitive toward not only the discovery but also of variant levels of recognition, like a type of confirmation, of sorts, toward certain phenomena, anomalies, energies, etc. Such sensitive minds are able to, perhaps, better mirror the power witnessed and, um, produce or replicate a manufactured representation.

Anyways. Im also kinda warped in the way that buildings talk. Architectural designs and some of the dead or nearly dead languages remind me of a type of automatic programming that, though does not have to be self-destructive or self-detonating, sometimes become so because of a possible spiritual state of st agnancy that reads such design as a threat or future threat

Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.