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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 20, 2014, 04:37:24 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 20, 2014, 04:37:24 PM
The road to hell is perfectly straight.  Hell is perfect order.  It is what it is, and there is no hope of anything ever changing.

Humans occasionally try to create hell on Earth.  The Inquisition.  Benny "anything for a laugh" Mussolini making the trains run on time.  The US and Canadian governments rounding up Native American children, dressing them just like us, and jamming them into school systems designed to teach them enough to ruin their culture, but not enough to compete.  The horrible conformity of the 1950s.  The stratification of economic classes that are going on today.

What is particularly amusing is that most Hell on Earth scenarios are ended by other Hell on Earth movements (see:  World War II) who have different ideas of what that perfect order should be.  Evil turns on itself, devours itself.  It has no choice.

Something hilarious just occurred to me.  At my job, there is NO order.  All is chaos.  Therefore, it must be Heaven, and ours the work of angels.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1
June 20, 2014, 05:05:58 PM
Or a really really contested part of hell.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
June 20, 2014, 05:30:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2014, 05:05:58 PM
Or a really really contested part of hell.

Point.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#3
June 20, 2014, 05:40:23 PM
Heaven is in Tuscon?

Mind blown.
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#4
June 20, 2014, 06:52:12 PM
MIND BLOWN!

P3nT4gR4m

#5
June 20, 2014, 07:52:40 PM
Fucking nail, rammed squarely on the flat-part!

QuoteEvil turns on itself, devours itself.

Problem is, it's like Ouroboris. There seems to be no end to the fucker  :argh!:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 20, 2014, 08:21:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2014, 07:52:40 PM
Fucking nail, rammed squarely on the flat-part!

QuoteEvil turns on itself, devours itself.

Problem is, it's like Ouroboris. There seems to be no end to the fucker  :argh!:

Obviously.  And you'd hate it if there was.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#7
June 20, 2014, 09:41:44 PM
Tuscon is heaven and all the angels are full of holes, machine-gunned into them by rogue radio signal crying "What does the Fox say?" and "Wrecking Ball" because nobody listened to Ernie when they should have so the holies leaked out of the angels and pooled about on the earth and streets causing sliding hazards for traffic and forming reflective surfaces to blind planes flying overhead. Now heaven's aflame with wrecked jets and trucks blocking the streets and the soil is contaminated by spilt holy, baking and rotting beneath the desert sun.

And it is Good.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 20, 2014, 09:47:31 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
June 20, 2014, 09:48:03 PM
HEAVEN:

http://www.newslo.com/oklahoma-gop-call-plan-for-school-tornado-shelters-interfering-with-gods-will/

QuoteRepublican leaders, however, were quick to put a stop to the plan. "Just adding on a new tax burden on Oklahomans is not the answer. If God sends a tornado to demolish a school, I'm sure He has a good reason. It is not our place to ask questions, nor to try and protect those children He has chosen to kill."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#10
June 20, 2014, 09:50:55 PM
Those children would have just turned out to be them child terrorists I keep hearin' about on the teevee.

Pæs

#11
June 20, 2014, 09:54:20 PM
Don't click the "Show Facts" button. It is a fun spoiler.

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#12
June 20, 2014, 10:38:24 PM
Perhaps we've had it wrong all along. Tucson is the afterlife, but it's not the one we thought it was.
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#13
June 20, 2014, 11:29:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:37:24 PM
The road to hell is perfectly straight.  Hell is perfect order.  It is what it is, and there is no hope of anything ever changing.

Humans occasionally try to create hell on Earth.  The Inquisition.  Benny "anything for a laugh" Mussolini making the trains run on time.  The US and Canadian governments rounding up Native American children, dressing them just like us, and jamming them into school systems designed to teach them enough to ruin their culture, but not enough to compete.  The horrible conformity of the 1950s.  The stratification of economic classes that are going on today.

What is particularly amusing is that most Hell on Earth scenarios are ended by other Hell on Earth movements (see:  World War II) who have different ideas of what that perfect order should be.  Evil turns on itself, devours itself.  It has no choice.

Something hilarious just occurred to me.  At my job, there is NO order.  All is chaos.  Therefore, it must be Heaven, and ours the work of angels.

I'm not sure if that thought is terrifying or liberating.


Quote from: Pæs on June 20, 2014, 09:41:44 PM
Tuscon is heaven and all the angels are full of holes, machine-gunned into them by rogue radio signal crying "What does the Fox say?" and "Wrecking Ball" because nobody listened to Ernie when they should have so the holies leaked out of the angels and pooled about on the earth and streets causing sliding hazards for traffic and forming reflective surfaces to blind planes flying overhead. Now heaven's aflame with wrecked jets and trucks blocking the streets and the soil is contaminated by spilt holy, baking and rotting beneath the desert sun.

And it is Good.

:lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
June 22, 2014, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 10:38:24 PM
Perhaps we've had it wrong all along. Tucson is the afterlife, but it's not the one we thought it was.

It's not the afterlife you wanted, but it's the afterlife you need.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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