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tell me about your sex life
« on: June 21, 2014, 02:52:45 pm »
go ahead.  if you want to.

since i got divorced my sex life has been fucking great. 
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2014, 04:17:27 pm »
No.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2014, 04:25:39 pm »
Can't complain other than during the work week we are both too tired to do much.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2014, 05:27:14 pm »
This is a strange request.

My sex life is only interesting for Villager and I.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2014, 06:03:37 pm »
This is a strange request.

Well, some people have the urge to talk about their sex life.
I know, i sometimes still feel that urge.
It is better that they get it out of their system here than that they spag up other threads.

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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2014, 06:06:31 pm »
This is a strange request.

Well, some people have the urge to talk about their sex life.
I know, i sometimes still feel that urge.
It is better that they get it out of their system here than that they spag up other threads.

Rong, thanks for the community service!

Regret makes a very valid point.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2014, 06:23:53 pm »
This is a strange request.

Well, some people have the urge to talk about their sex life.
I know, i sometimes still feel that urge.
It is better that they get it out of their system here than that they spag up other threads.

Rong, thanks for the community service!

Regret makes a very valid point.
Thanks, we can even refer people here when they accidentally shoot their load in a socially akward place.
I wouldn't go so far as recommending stickying it though, there are quite enough stickied threads. Besides, we don't have a lot of good real example/responses yet.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2014, 06:29:00 pm »
My sex life is limited, i had sex about 2 months ago, it was over before i came so the stereotypes were reversed since i am male and my then-partner is female.
An interesting experience now that i think about it.

Anyway, that was not my point, this is my point: SO MUCH FAPPING. Seriously, it'd be scary if it wasn't so relaxing. I need to improve my technique though, less emphasis on getting the job done and more emphasis  on enjoying the experience.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2014, 06:35:04 pm »
I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2014, 07:02:49 pm »
I kinda chuckled at the idea of this being a 'sticky' thread.  But, yeah, I saw a comment about someone's inability to refrain from spagging up other threads with comments about their sex life and thought maybe if there was a thread devoted to just that, it may help.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2014, 07:40:58 pm »
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2014, 08:40:16 pm »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2014, 09:09:19 pm »
I have come to the point where the following has become clear:

Getting the sex I actually want is unlikely, and I am unwilling to just bang meat.
Almost everyone I have banged in the past has come out worse for it, for one reason or another.
People I have never banged seem to enjoy my company over a longer duration of time.

Basically, I am just trying to slow down my sex drive, which has gone sky high recently.
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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2014, 10:38:36 pm »
All the inter-racial porns I can eat.

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Re: tell me about your sex life
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2014, 11:02:33 pm »
Wait, I meant to say:

I AM A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.
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