You know Roger, it's a bit early for your first warning shot.

[Eater of Clowns]

I just texted my friends in the Outer Banks:

"Yo I think I left my hurricane down there. Keep an eye out for me in case it turns up."

[LMNO]

 

[Suu]

My parents just called me. This was pretty much what I heard over the phone:




It's always fun and games from the Florida perspective when New England gets shit on. Granted, they did ask me if I have my seasonal supply of margarita mix. Not like this is going to cause any damage other than piss off the sweaterdrapers 4th of Julying down on the Cape and Islands.

[Suu]

A TORNADO IN PORTSMOUTH NEW HAMPSHIRE?!

NOW I KNOW IT'S FUCKING PERSONAL.