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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on August 08, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
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I won't say I'll never watch the new TMNT movie, but I sure won't pay money to do so.
Between the Shrek-like look, the fact that were actually, purposely created and now I hear there's no pizza loving or Mikey catchphrase? (I can understand if they didn't want to use cowabunga, the new cartoon has booyakasha, they could come up with something) it's just wrong.


There's lots of easter eggs to nostalgia fans, but this isn't that stupid 90's cartoon. It's not as good as the 90's original movie because that movie has closure, and you got the full revenge story in one setting. This new release felt too short, but I guess it's fitting since they want to crank out a sequel, and will go into more of the new IDW comics, and Nickelodeon reboot.

In the movie they mention a magical alchemist in a old japanese legend who create a elixir/water of great power. I'm going to assume it's Krang and his mutagen. In the IDW comics reboot the "Iron Demon" (Krang) made a bargain with the Oroku Saki to serve him in exchange for the mutagen to extend his life. Saki betrays him, and sends him back to hell (Dimension X gateway), and steals the mutagen for himself.

They do say cowabunga, and they tie in with April O neil with the turtles, and Splinter is amazing.

If you want to see a Revenge story with a dysfunctional family trying to find their place in the world then go ahead, and take a chance. There's totally sequels in mind.

When it comes to fighting Splinter totally outclasses his sons, but he is old as fuck.
So less of the campiness of the original cartoons, but more like the cartoons from the 20003 and the new ones? Can handle that.
You make it sound a whole lot better than any ad has.

Beginning to sound like it might need to treat it like I did the Trek reboot. Think of it like an alternate timeline or something.

If only their look wasn't so awful.

They're mutants.

Aren't we all...
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Sita

Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on August 08, 2014, 04:46:19 PM

They're mutants.
Yes, but they still could look more like turtles than some ogre with a shell.
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Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on August 08, 2014, 04:46:19 PM

They're mutants.
Yes, but they still could look more like turtles than some ogre with a shell.

Have you even seen a turtle?

Have you even seen a turtle that walks on its hind legs?
It's like everyone is arguing over how they want their creative fiction to look and damn it all if nobody elses ideas conform!

Oh wait.

Shit that's exactly what's happening.

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Quote from: Raz Tech on August 08, 2014, 11:01:16 PM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on August 08, 2014, 09:37:53 PM
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Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on August 08, 2014, 04:46:19 PM

They're mutants.
Yes, but they still could look more like turtles than some ogre with a shell.

Have you even seen a turtle?

Have you even seen a turtle that walks on its hind legs?
It's like everyone is arguing over how they want their creative fiction to look and damn it all if nobody elses ideas conform!

Oh wait.

Shit that's exactly what's happening.

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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

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Quote from: Raz Tech on August 08, 2014, 11:01:16 PM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on August 08, 2014, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: Sita on August 08, 2014, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on August 08, 2014, 04:46:19 PM

They're mutants.
Yes, but they still could look more like turtles than some ogre with a shell.

Have you even seen a turtle?

Have you even seen a turtle that walks on its hind legs?
It's like everyone is arguing over how they want their creative fiction to look and damn it all if nobody elses ideas conform!

Oh wait.

Shit that's exactly what's happening.

No, it was a flippant comment about how turtles (real ones, as Sita seemed to be referring to) look like ogres.

At my work we have a large tortoise that lives in the back yard named "Dog".

I've spent a lot of my breaks marveling at him.

But you can be a condescending jackass and completely miss the point.
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Salty

If it makes anyone feel better, I think all arguments about turtles (mutant, congressional, otherwise) are fucking retarded.

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