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Started by Malaclypse the Tertiary, September 06, 2005, 10:43:10 AM

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#121
August 14, 2015, 03:36:17 AM
Q.) What's the difference between 2Pac and God?
A.) God is dead.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

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hooplala

#122
August 14, 2015, 07:26:50 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 14, 2015, 03:36:17 AM
Q.) What's the difference between 2Pac and God?
A.) God is dead.

I laughed.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

axod

#123
August 14, 2015, 10:23:07 AM
Pensit Hash.
just this

Subtract Eight!

#124
August 30, 2015, 11:49:29 AM
i used to but one time i

than i really did
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR
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