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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Malchus

anima naturaliter discordia

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
Molon Lube

Malchus


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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.
anima naturaliter discordia

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Quote

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

:lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

https://web.archive.org/web/20101105110133/http://www.dysnomia.us/
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2014, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Quote

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

OH SNAP!   :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."