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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"

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Junkenstein

#90
October 30, 2014, 10:16:43 PM
How much gin is in 1L of gin?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Malchus

#91
October 30, 2014, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 30, 2014, 10:16:43 PM
How much gin is in 1L of gin?


Enough for me to make 2 gin and tonics. Happy Halloween!
anima naturaliter discordia

Junkenstein

#92
October 30, 2014, 10:23:13 PM
Yeah, you might be alright after you sleep it off.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

#93
October 30, 2014, 10:26:30 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
Molon Lube

Malchus

#94
October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.
anima naturaliter discordia

Eater of Clowns

#95
October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#96
October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

#97
October 31, 2014, 08:09:38 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Correction it was a dwarf planet
You'll regret this!
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

#98
October 31, 2014, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Quote

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

Eater of Clowns

#99
October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

#100
October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#101
October 31, 2014, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

:lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

#102
November 01, 2014, 03:35:02 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

https://web.archive.org/web/20101105110133/http://www.dysnomia.us/
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#103
November 01, 2014, 05:05:28 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2014, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Quote

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#104
November 01, 2014, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Malchus on October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

OH SNAP!   :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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