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Testing the meaning of "Endless Mozarella Sticks"

Started by Telarus, July 18, 2014, 08:11:06 PM

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July 19, 2014, 03:24:31 AM
AMAZE.

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#2
July 19, 2014, 03:29:15 AM
They should have put me up to it. I love mozzarella sticks.

Also, she should have ordered beer or something. It would have numbed her to it, she would have gotten more money and would have been done way sooner.
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July 19, 2014, 04:29:13 AM
That was fucking hilarious. I love her.
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July 19, 2014, 04:33:35 AM
Mozzarella sticks are all glory and awesome. Man, I'd try that. I'd take some knitting and eat me some cheesy sticks with a fork so as not to get greasy fingers on my yarn and be rich and well knit and stuffed to bursting with cheese.

Mmmmm. Cheese.

Also, I too have seen that Trivial Pursuit Ketchup thing and it is a lie.
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July 19, 2014, 06:57:27 AM
I'd do the wings, personally.

I love buffalo wings.

I'm also poor and usually can't buy buffalo wings.

$10 unlimited buffalo wings? Oh yeah. I may have the weirdest dump the next day, but totally worth it. Slaughter the whole damn coop.
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July 19, 2014, 07:03:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2014, 04:33:35 AM
Mozzarella sticks are all glory and awesome. Man, I'd try that. I'd take some knitting and eat me some cheesy sticks with a fork so as not to get greasy fingers on my yarn and be rich and well knit and stuffed to bursting with cheese.

Mmmmm. Cheese.

Also, I too have seen that Trivial Pursuit Ketchup thing and it is a lie.

I wouldn't be so fast on the draw until you've tried TGIF mozzarella sticks.

Also, I really want to know what her poop was like the next day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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July 19, 2014, 07:11:31 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 19, 2014, 07:03:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2014, 04:33:35 AM
Mozzarella sticks are all glory and awesome. Man, I'd try that. I'd take some knitting and eat me some cheesy sticks with a fork so as not to get greasy fingers on my yarn and be rich and well knit and stuffed to bursting with cheese.

Mmmmm. Cheese.

Also, I too have seen that Trivial Pursuit Ketchup thing and it is a lie.

I wouldn't be so fast on the draw until you've tried TGIF mozzarella sticks.

Also, I really want to know what her poop was like the next day.

I think stubborn is probably one word that came to her mind.
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