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Duty calls.
« on: July 26, 2014, 12:35:49 pm »
Well y'all, there have been some more reports of prairie sharks out west again, so I'll be heading out to Montana for a week to see what I can do about that. Posting will be sporadic, as those bastards tend o be like writhing Farrady cages.

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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2014, 03:10:57 pm »
we simply cannot allow the prairie sharks to prowl unchecked. You are doing god's work. Which god, well, let's leave that open.
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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2014, 06:58:43 pm »
Have fun punching sharks and riding bears!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 02:52:07 am »
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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 07:07:22 am »
Well y'all, there have been some more reports of prairie sharks out west again, so I'll be heading out to Montana for a week to see what I can do about that. Posting will be sporadic, as those bastards tend o be like writhing Farrady cages.

Enjoy.

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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 06:08:20 pm »
Have fun punching sharks and riding bears!

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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2014, 02:57:13 am »
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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2014, 03:06:10 am »
Have fun punching sharks and riding bears!

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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2014, 04:24:12 am »
Well y'all, there have been some more reports of prairie sharks out west again, so I'll be heading out to Montana for a week to see what I can do about that. Posting will be sporadic, as those bastards tend o be like writhing Farrady cages.

Enjoy.

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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2014, 10:58:56 am »
Have fun punching sharks and riding bears!

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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2014, 02:40:13 am »
Glad to see you on the board, N0p!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2014, 01:22:36 pm »
My work here is done.


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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2014, 02:54:10 pm »
All Grit is true in a sense, false in a sense, meaningless....

My work here is done.


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Re: Duty calls.
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 03:52:25 pm »
My work here is done.



ONCE AGAIN, MONTANA IS SAFE FROM SHARKS.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”