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Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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Suu

#45
August 13, 2014, 02:14:30 AM
I have a write a paper on why Mr. Suu would make a good chief.

...Well, I don't know if they are looking for 5 pages of Chicago 16th with footnotes, but by golly, this is going to be HYSTERICAL.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#46
August 13, 2014, 02:37:29 AM
Ed has apparently accepted, but technical difficulties got in the way.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Q. G. Pennyworth

#47
August 13, 2014, 03:37:32 AM
The woman who married my husband and I died today. Heart attack.

Nephew Twiddleton

#48
August 13, 2014, 03:39:42 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 13, 2014, 03:37:32 AM
The woman who married my husband and I died today. Heart attack.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sorry for your loss, Gogira.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#49
August 13, 2014, 03:40:16 AM
Oh, the officiator?

Shit, I'm sorry.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Q. G. Pennyworth

#50
August 13, 2014, 03:56:40 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on August 13, 2014, 03:40:16 AM
Oh, the officiator?

Shit, I'm sorry.

Yeah, that.

Nephew Twiddleton

#51
August 13, 2014, 03:58:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 13, 2014, 03:56:40 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on August 13, 2014, 03:40:16 AM
Oh, the officiator?

Shit, I'm sorry.

Yeah, that.

Condolences. My thoughts are with you and the mister.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Ben Shapiro

#52
August 13, 2014, 02:32:37 PM
I go in tomorrow for a different job interview at 1.
Finals is Wednesday for everyone here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
August 13, 2014, 11:24:11 PM
So, working on the next short story.

Bad guy (girl, actually) needs a schtick.

Weaponized sex toys?  Yes or no?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#54
August 13, 2014, 11:45:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2014, 11:24:11 PM
So, working on the next short story.

Bad guy (girl, actually) needs a schtick.

Weaponized sex toys?  Yes or no?

It depends on the selection and application of the core components.

Either way, yes.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#55
August 13, 2014, 11:55:53 PM
yes please.

Trivial

#56
August 14, 2014, 12:20:44 AM
Do they talk?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Raz Tech

#57
August 14, 2014, 01:55:47 AM
So my place of work needs people to go on business related trips, so when one comes available they post it on a board in the front of the office.  At one point it included all the details about where you would be going, so people could be selective about whether or not they wanted to travel.  Then at some point, nobody wanted to travel to the shitty places anymore, so they stopped putting up the details and you just have to blindly accept it and then get told where you are going.  The last five or so business trips, however, have been terrible, including one trip to New York where dude had to stay in a shoddy motel in the wrong part of town, and a trip to bumfuck nowhere, Nebraska.  Because of this, no one volunteered for the latest one. 

Since I've been kinda bored of the normal job lately, I decided it was time to go on an adventure, so I threw my name in there.  Boss man talks to me about it today.  Basically a full month expedition.  First week: Washington D.C.  Not bad, been there before, could've been far worse.

Three following weeks?

Motherfucking Key West. Florida.  On a job that will take maybe 5 hours a day tops, no weekends, raking in the extra travel money.  In Key West.

I'm a lucky bastard sometimes I guess.

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
August 14, 2014, 01:59:33 AM
Quote from: Trivial on August 14, 2014, 12:20:44 AM
Do they talk?

I'M AN EXPLODING DILDO!

I'M AN EXPLODING DILDO!

10...9...8...7...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Raz Tech

#59
August 14, 2014, 01:59:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2014, 11:24:11 PM
So, working on the next short story.

Bad guy (girl, actually) needs a schtick.

Weaponized sex toys?  Yes or no?

Well of course.  Any reason is a good reason to break out the chainsaw of tongues

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