Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[Doktor Howl]

So, is it WRONG to go to "prepper"¹ pages and try to whip them into greater frenzies about ebola?  I am told this makes me a bad person, but these folks ARE fear junkies, so I figure it's a public service.



¹ "Prepper" is what survivalists and gold bugs call themselves now.

Yes.  But only because you're missing out on a perfect opportunity to purposefully confuse "prepper" with "preppy" and troll them with endless talk about whether Harvard is better than MIT for your course and if the Ralph Lauren autumn collection is actually better than Brooks Brothers.

While talking about ebola.

And THAT, ladies & gentlemen, is why we call Cain "The Chairman of the Board".

[trix]

 
if you go for that troll you should post some quotes on here!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, is it WRONG to go to "prepper"¹ pages and try to whip them into greater frenzies about ebola?  I am told this makes me a bad person, but these folks ARE fear junkies, so I figure it's a public service.



¹ "Prepper" is what survivalists and gold bugs call themselves now.

If its wrong, I never want you to be right.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, is it WRONG to go to "prepper"¹ pages and try to whip them into greater frenzies about ebola?  I am told this makes me a bad person, but these folks ARE fear junkies, so I figure it's a public service.



¹ "Prepper" is what survivalists and gold bugs call themselves now.

Yes.  But only because you're missing out on a perfect opportunity to purposefully confuse "prepper" with "preppy" and troll them with endless talk about whether Harvard is better than MIT for your course and if the Ralph Lauren autumn collection is actually better than Brooks Brothers.

While talking about ebola.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm in the honors commons. The other students who are here right now are all 18-year-olds who live in the honors building.

I feel old.

[Doktor Howl]

Is it wrong that I've been starting a hoax on FB that John Mayer is doing a Metallica cover album?

Because I've done it on several dozen pages, and the rumor seems to be spreading.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm in the honors commons. The other students who are here right now are all 18-year-olds who live in the honors building.

I feel old.

I'm over it.  I realized that I'll be in my LATE FORTIES in 2 weeks, and I just sorta gave up.

[trix]

Is it wrong that I've been starting a hoax on FB that John Mayer is doing a Metallica cover album?

Because I've done it on several dozen pages, and the rumor seems to be spreading.

Haha that's totally worth logging into FB for the first time in months to spread!  I just cringe at the amount of FB bs my inbox is about to receive.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is it wrong that I've been starting a hoax on FB that John Mayer is doing a Metallica cover album?

Because I've done it on several dozen pages, and the rumor seems to be spreading.

Yes.

So so deliciously wrong.

[Raz Tech]

I'm going to make a prime time tv show.
It will be called :
Sigmund and Freud - about two bigshot Hollywood psychologists who take on cases involving high-profile lions, tigers, and panthers.  The pilot episode would be about counseling Simba, who in a shocking twist actually wanted to kill Mufasa in order to steal Sarabi from him.

Bonus: When the show starts to get stale, it can (d)evolve into a Lost-esque mystery about how Sigmund and Freud may have been the same person at one point, and eventually they discover that one of them is Sigmund Freud's Superego and the other one is his Id.
They then must decide if they should find a way to merge back together, but aren't sure if they're comfortable.sharing the same corporeal form.
Or maybe they'll fight crime.

[Telarus]

Is it wrong that I've been starting a hoax on FB that John Mayer is doing a Metallica cover album?

Because I've done it on several dozen pages, and the rumor seems to be spreading.

Yes.

So so deliciously wrong.

Oh, that was Dok Howl? Nicely done man.

[Doktor Howl]

Is it wrong that I've been starting a hoax on FB that John Mayer is doing a Metallica cover album?

Because I've done it on several dozen pages, and the rumor seems to be spreading.

Yes.

So so deliciously wrong.

Oh, that was Dok Howl? Nicely done man.

If you troll a thousand times in a year, at least one of them is bound to take off.

[LMNO]

Feelin' love for PD tonight.

I may be drinking wine.

Still, loving you all.

Fuck off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm in the honors commons. The other students who are here right now are all 18-year-olds who live in the honors building.

I feel old.

I'm over it.  I realized that I'll be in my LATE FORTIES in 2 weeks, and I just sorta gave up.

My old man on the side turned 50 today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Feelin' love for PD tonight.

I may be drinking wine.

Still, loving you all.

Fuck off.