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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 05, 2014, 05:51:06 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#465
February 02, 2015, 03:54:05 PM
It all kind of boils down to "hey, our system for analyzing mouse freezing behavior is pretty accurate".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#466
February 02, 2015, 03:56:40 PM
The Spring schedule was supposed to go up today.

It's not up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#467
February 02, 2015, 03:58:38 PM
In my mind, there's a children's book, "Dick and Jane" style, called "Let's You And Me Terrify a Bunch of Mice"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#468
February 02, 2015, 04:00:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 02, 2015, 03:58:38 PM
In my mind, there's a children's book, "Dick and Jane" style, called "Let's You And Me Terrify a Bunch of Mice"

:lulz: :lulz:

It's pretty fucked up, actually. Neuroscientists are ASSHOLES. http://www.jove.com/video/50871/contextual-cued-fear-conditioning-test-using-video-analyzing-system
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#469
February 02, 2015, 04:01:12 PM
Luckily I won't be working with mice, I'll be working with children.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#470
February 02, 2015, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2015, 04:01:12 PM
Luckily I won't be working with mice, I'll be working with children.

In light of the above posts, that just sounds wrong.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#471
February 03, 2015, 06:00:40 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 02, 2015, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2015, 04:01:12 PM
Luckily I won't be working with mice, I'll be working with children.

In light of the above posts, that just sounds wrong.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#472
February 03, 2015, 06:07:25 AM
I think I have picked out my classes for next term. Cell Bio & lab, Scientific Ethics, and Ecopsychology.

I only have 3 psych classes left and while I know I SHOULD be saving myself for the serious topics like child psychopathology and cognitive neuroscience, I have had about a million really overloaded terms in a row, and plus it gives me a totally cherry schedule and the instructor is heading up that trip to Peru.

Now I just need to restrain myself from doing anything totally stupid like adding just one easy online class, which will tip the balance from perfect to hell, guaranteed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#473
February 04, 2015, 11:48:14 PM
I has interview with head of neuroimaging lab. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#474
February 06, 2015, 03:14:43 AM
I got an email from my Cell Bio professor saying that all of the In Progresses are no longer in progress so we can get our finals and paper 3 back.  :lulz:

Also, "If you haven't applied for summer internships, the deadlines are approaching"

And I'm like, "Oh shit.... Dr. D, tell me more"
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#475
February 06, 2015, 04:50:11 AM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on February 06, 2015, 03:14:43 AM
I got an email from my Cell Bio professor saying that all of the In Progresses are no longer in progress so we can get our finals and paper 3 back.  :lulz:

Also, "If you haven't applied for summer internships, the deadlines are approaching"

And I'm like, "Oh shit.... Dr. D, tell me more"

GET UP ON IT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#476
February 06, 2015, 04:52:07 AM
I got some inside info that the lab wants people who are free Mondays and Wednesdays, which rules out Ecopsychology but opens me up for Cognitive Neuro.

Interview's on Tuesday.

I just spent the last 3 hours writing a CV. First I had to figure out HOW to, I've never done it before.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#477
February 08, 2015, 05:44:34 PM
Finished my Study Abroad application for the Peru trip. Shit's just rolling along.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#478
February 09, 2015, 08:28:41 AM
Where in Peru are you going to be located?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#479
February 09, 2015, 02:06:11 PM
All I know is "an off-grid site in the Peruvian Andes".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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