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Brother Mythos

"If I could stick a knife in my heart, suicide right on stage, would it be enough for your teenage lust? Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?"

- Keith Richards / Mick Jagger
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

chaotic neutral observer

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
    --Tuco
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

discordia22

the grass ain't greener on the other side. it's greener where you water it and people tend to mistake that...
stay close to people who feel like sunshine

chaotic neutral observer

Maybe the real money down the drain was the friends we made along the way.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

minuspace

"Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason."
—Inventor of the flush toilet

Lord Batwing Candlewaxxe

"All identity is complicated, because all identity is false; just a show we put on for ourselves and others."
"You know those days when things keep getting worse faster than you can lower your standards?" - Carrie Fisher


Perhaps the damned horse can fly.

Brother Mythos

"Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect, deceived me into thinking I had something to protect."

- Bob Dylan
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

ein Gefrorener Würfel

Compromises come about when ideas have sex.

Brother Mythos

"When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind: it may be the beginning of knowledge, but you have scarcely, in your thoughts, advanced to the stage of science, whatever the matter may be."

- Lord Kelvin (William Thomson)
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"Success has many fathers, but failure is always a bastard."

- Wisdom passed down from of an Old Salt.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"May you live in interesting times."

- Origin is disputed.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

- Joseph Heller
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"The more laws there are, the more crime there is."

- Lao Tzu
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

"If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations."

- Jonathan Tropper
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.