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The Dollop - The Thread

Started by Junkenstein, September 22, 2014, 07:19:34 AM

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Junkenstein

New include Smedley Butler and the Business plot, which is both hilarious and horrifying as well as the other achievements and failings of the man behind the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

This is still a thing and it's still pretty fucking good.

Continuing with the US's fucked up history, we're on to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Plecker and his "one drop" rule.

It's shit like this that's been pretty helpful to me in understanding quite how fucked up the US is in various ways and individuals like this wanker help demonstrate the systemic nature of the fuck-ups quite well.




Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

https://read.atavist.com/a-thousand-pounds-of-dynamite-podcast

Vaguely related, the tale of possibly one of the best(meaning worst) ransom plots ever attempted. It's read straight which adds to the hilarity and the actual Bomb its-self is a work of broken genius. Episodes 2/3 have most of the meat but the background and consequences are also worth a listen.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

Current Dollop is the historical lizard people of LA. at Fort Moore Hill.

Or as I've been calling it, "The history of Roger's people".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

This is still a thing and still great.

Recent good ones include Native Americans in cinema and Icelandic history/necropants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k

Quotenecropants, literally "death underpants") are a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money.

Quotef you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to take ownership of the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.




Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Ziegejunge

 :horrormirth:

I'm a lazy fuck and the idea of necropants makes even me want to roll up my sleeves and make some money the old fashioned way, off the sweat of my brow.

Having everything handed to you on a silver plate is far less appealing* enticing when the silver plate is another man's dead scrote which you're compelled to wear all the time.

*Too lazy to make a proper flaying/pealing pun.

Junkenstein

It gives a whole new angle for dealing with pagans and woo in general though.

"I quite agree, ever since I made nabrok out of steve,  money just flies at my balls"
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2017, 05:26:48 PM
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?
:argh!:
You have been issued an RWHN penalty notice. Payment of the fine can be made online or at your local post office. Ignoring this fine will result in a visit from RWHN and all the horror that entails.


And no, it's just your standard sorcerer.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

00.dusk

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2017, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2017, 05:26:48 PM
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?
:argh!:
You have been issued an RWHN penalty notice. Payment of the fine can be made online or at your local post office. Ignoring this fine will result in a visit from RWHN and all the horror that entails.


And no, it's just your standard sorcerer.

That's uncalled for.

No one deserves /another/ drug thread.

Cain

Drug threads are addiction forming and act as a gateway drug to harder substances, such as memes and shitposting.  We must ban them, for the children.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2017, 02:12:39 AM
Drug threads are addiction forming and act as a gateway drug to harder substances, such as memes and shitposting.  We must ban them, for the children.

Doesn't go far enough. In all incidents of child abuse the common factor is always - there is a child present. We must ban children to save the children!

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