Joh'Nyx: the Netflix Remake

[The Johnny]

I felt nostalgic about all of us playing "Spiders" and "Wererwolf Village" years ago, so i came back 

Jokes aside, wanted to know hows everyone doing, and that im here for all your south-of-The-Wall^tm and psychological needs

[Al Qədic]

Greetings there and welcome back. I'm but a two-month-old newspag who decided to binge read the Spiders threads and call LMNO out on his understandable-but-not-totally-accurate math. You were a neat player in some of those, so it's nice to have you back. Nice t'meet'cha. In recent news, America is under the authority of a puffed cheeto and some silly people like to think that they can barge onto the forum and tell people they're doing Discordia wrong. On the upside, we still have some neat discussions going on, and people continue to make amazing crap. So yeah, nice to see you. How's life?

[The Johnny]

Greetings there and welcome back. I'm but a two-month-old newspag who decided to binge read the Spiders threads and call LMNO out on his understandable-but-not-totally-accurate math. You were a neat player in some of those, so it's nice to have you back. Nice t'meet'cha. In recent news, America is under the authority of a puffed cheeto and some silly people like to think that they can barge onto the forum and tell people they're doing Discordia wrong. On the upside, we still have some neat discussions going on, and people continue to make amazing crap. So yeah, nice to see you. How's life?

Have you subjected yourself to the pain of reading The Illuminatus Trilogy yet? 

And i mean, even if i just keep myself informed thru memes, i do know of the Great Dorito that gloriously leads the FREEST Nation to ever exist^TM - down here the "alternative" party won, and it just might be the start of a decent country with less corruption, that is, if were deemed FREE enough after you guys are done with Venezuela.

Its funny, i recall there was this notable serial killer discordian that loved the phrase "Life is but a dream", and im not sure we even called that "Doing it Wrong ^TM", maybe im incorrect i dont remember

And, life? I think life's rough, but for who it isnt  lmao

[Al Qədic]

Have you subjected yourself to the pain of reading The Illuminatus Trilogy yet? 

I wish. I really should track down a copy of those some time. Maybe the audiobook version will suffice.

[Doktor Howl]

By an amazing coincidence, we were just discussing blackmailing LMNO into running another game of spiders.

[Al Qədic]

By an amazing coincidence, we were just discussing blackmailing LMNO into running another game of spiders.

And now with Johnny back, he has more of an incentive! 

[The Johnny]

By an amazing coincidence, we were just discussing blackmailing LMNO into running another game of spiders.

OOF what a time to be alive 

[LMNO]

They made me an offer I can't understand.

[Cain]

Well, after 4 years in the boarding school from hell, including a year where an investigation into why a member of staff broke into my flat essentially got turned back around on me, I was made redundant and screwed over the company for 3 months of paid leave and over half a year's pay before skipping out.

I now consult for a semi-shady law firm and my day job, which involves a) working during the day, and b) being in a nice, brand new office in central London, means every lawyer on the planet wants to be my best friend.

Oh my country also went insane and has decided sovereignty > food.

So all in all, could be better, could be worse. How about you?

[The Johnny]

They made me an offer I can't understand.

Don't force us to make a change.org pention cause we will

[The Johnny]

Well, after 4 years in the boarding school from hell, including a year where an investigation into why a member of staff broke into my flat essentially got turned back around on me, I was made redundant and screwed over the company for 3 months of paid leave and over half a year's pay before skipping out.

I now consult for a semi-shady law firm and my day job, which involves a) working during the day, and b) being in a nice, brand new office in central London, means every lawyer on the planet wants to be my best friend.

Oh my country also went insane and has decided sovereignty > food.

So all in all, could be better, could be worse. How about you?

Like, it is well established for me how everything is run by monkeys, but dont we all get surprised in one way or another every single time? At least it sounds like youre doing better.

And i mean, if impulsive knee-jerk decisions from an uneducated and xenophobic mass of easy to manipulate citizenry is the culmination of English democratic tradition, so be it!  Over here we actually kicked out of presidential power the PRI and the PAN, and the most "socialist" contender actually won, this guy Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, which everyone is crying about turning Mexico into the next Venezuela... but within the first 100 days of government, he started his "War on Corruption" which the most notable case has been the fight againt "huachicoleo", that is, the stealing of the nations petroleum from the pipelines used to distribute it. And OH SHOCKER most of the top directives of PEMEX were involved, and the crackdown had the consequence of gas stations being dry for like 14 days, cause their providers, which most were illegal went out of business. So i wonder what else will happen.

And me, like, i worked for a sociologist run program for social inclusion of psychotics... but like, i only got involved cause said sociologist intervened in my favour during my bachelors thesis process... so as the years dragged on, i started to realize why the program was a major waste of resources and had an intrinsic flawed vision.

So I left them, got a scholarship for a master's in psychoanalysis while working on a 350 page book on the side of it, and im on the process of finishing both of them within this semester i hope. So i basically threw away the last remnants of my youth studying and paying personal debts 

[Doktor Howl]

They made me an offer I can't understand.

I will release the video if you don't GET ON IT.

I know a guy who knows a guy.