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You are what you eat. What are you?

Started by Reginald Ret, October 05, 2014, 09:11:17 PM

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Cain

Instant coffee.

It's quicker to just start eating the granules while the water boils, then pour that down your throat.

Tastes better that way too.

Suu

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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pope Pixie Pickle

all day breakfast sammich, apple juice, cheese, tea, strawberry and grapes

still mostly cheese and tea.

hooplala

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(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Junkenstein

I object to the question on the grounds that the answer will likely horrify you.

Given the state of the UK food industry, I'm not sure I'd name the correct animals. I'm hoping animals, I know that's going to be a very small percentage compared to newspaper or granite or "MISC BULKING AGENT".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Junkenstein on October 06, 2014, 10:48:45 PM
I object to the question on the grounds that the answer will likely horrify you.

Given the state of the UK food industry, I'm not sure I'd name the correct animals. I'm hoping animals, I know that's going to be a very small percentage compared to newspaper or granite or "MISC BULKING AGENT".
:lulz:

this is why i mostly eat cheese.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Having just roughed out a budget for the next three months, I am approximately $3.00/day :punchballs:
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Slyph

bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

Cain


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Reginald Ret

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Quote from: Slyph on October 07, 2014, 09:51:56 PM
bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?