A Thwid, gá dom a fhios conas a rá "cait" as Gaeilge

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

AND IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT A FETISH INVOLVING HAND PUPPETS  IS CALLED THIS WOULD BE ALSO BRILLIANT.

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm not quite sure, but I think Hand Puppet Fetish is filed under Agalmatophilia.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like I need the backstory to this.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I want to know why Waffles knows what the fetish is called.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want to know why Waffles knows what the fetish is called.

You need to ask?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

i played cards against humanity and the topic of wanking with handpuppets came up.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

as for the cats thing i was trying to work out what a hashtag translation of #catscatscats would be in as many languages as possible.

I got french and italian so far.

[EK WAFFLR]

I want to know why Waffles knows what the fetish is called.

You need to ask?

[Mangrove]

as for the cats thing i was trying to work out what a hashtag translation of #catscatscats would be in as many languages as possible.

I got french and italian so far.

trí cait  (3 cats)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

as for the cats thing i was trying to work out what a hashtag translation of #catscatscats would be in as many languages as possible.

I got french and italian so far.

trí cait  (3 cats)

This is correct.

Cat, cats, cats.

Aon cat, dha cait, tri cait, ceathair cait....

The singular, cat, would sound like cudth. The plural cait would sounds like kutch.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The pronunciations are approximate, incidentally. In the singular cat, both the c and the t are broad consonants (rough equivalent, hard consonants in English). Broad is pronounced against the teeth if possible, so "T" takes a "th" sound. With cait, the c remains broad but the t becomes slender (soft consonants in English), and is therefore pronounced with the tongue against the back gums, so that it makes a sort of ch sound. (as a side note, if c were slender, it would sound like a kyuh, with the yuh being very slight.)

[Doktor Howl]

It's like kutch, kutch, kutch kutch kutch
back in the day it's like kutch kutch kutch
I know what it takes to make things worse
And I know what it takes to put a fomorian in a hearse

[Cain]

I'M ON THERIAC!

[Doktor Howl]

I'M ON THERIAC!

Blocked, but still 

[Cain]

the lure of theriac lay in its exotic, even repulsive content (viper's flesh as the main ingredient), its cost (exorbitant), and the supposed difficulty in preparing it. Arnald de Villanova, a professor at the medical school of Montpellier around 1300, wrote an entire treatise on the topic, "On the dosage of theriac medicines" (De dosi tyriacalium medicinarum).

Best I could do, looking for something that rhymed with/was phonetically similar to crack.