News:

PD.com: Ten minutes of your life that you can never get back.

Main Menu

ATTN DOKTOR HOWL and/or any other Doktors in the house

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 10, 2014, 11:11:01 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

Q. G. Pennyworth

October 10, 2014, 11:11:01 PM
I have contracted an ailment that presents with acute abdominal pain and the peculiar restriction of only being able to walk comfortably if I skulk around like a T-rex on my tippy toes. What do?

Doktor Howl

#1
October 10, 2014, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2014, 11:11:01 PM
I have contracted an ailment that presents with acute abdominal pain and the peculiar restriction of only being able to walk comfortably if I skulk around like a T-rex on my tippy toes. What do?

1.  Ebola.  Sell your stocks short, have a party.

2.  Go with the T-Rex thing.  Devour the neighbors like the sissy plant-eating wimps they are.
Molon Lube

Suu

#2
October 10, 2014, 11:54:40 PM
Dear Doktor Howl,

I can't remember, does the ankle bone connect to the hip bone or the cheek bone?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#3
October 11, 2014, 01:51:15 AM
Sorry, can't play. HOLY SHIT GO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT NOW.

End message. Sorry.

Doktor Howl

#4
October 11, 2014, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: The Suu on October 10, 2014, 11:54:40 PM
Dear Doktor Howl,

I can't remember, does the ankle bone connect to the hip bone or the cheek bone?

It connects to the face bone.

If do correctly, no can defend.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#5
October 11, 2014, 02:55:31 AM
I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.

And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well.   :lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
October 11, 2014, 04:59:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 11, 2014, 02:55:31 AM
I think one of my favorite recurring behaviors on PD is the sheer number of us that post about severe, harmful ailments and ask for consensus opinion on it before, you know, GOING TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR ABOUT IT.

And it's not just us fucked up Amerispags without good health care - that includes you socialist wankers as well.   :lulz:

:lulz: I think that's the point of this thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
October 11, 2014, 05:11:47 PM
LMNO, if it makes you feel any better I am being a responsible adult about it, I just wanted to share the T-Rex walk thing.

Bruno

#8
October 11, 2014, 05:22:56 PM
My first guess would be gas, but just to be safe, tell me. Do you have a family history of people turning into kangaroos?

If so, you should consult your family cryptozoologist immediately.
Formerly something else...

Q. G. Pennyworth

#9
April 09, 2017, 11:12:28 PM
I have no idea what the shit this was all about, but it's good for a lol
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions