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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #165 on: June 15, 2014, 09:15:03 pm »
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

What would I have to say and who would I have to talk to in order to get a sample? I could do many things with a hunk of sapphire the size of your head.
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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #166 on: March 12, 2016, 07:03:09 am »
Bump for the most fun I ever had outside of the science gestapo.
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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #167 on: March 12, 2016, 12:40:10 pm »
Didn't get the chance to read the thread the first time around but I am glad I have now!

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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #168 on: March 12, 2016, 03:55:10 pm »
Yeah what happened to that guy?

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« Reply #169 on: March 13, 2016, 05:14:44 am »
Yeah what happened to that guy?

There was a follow up thread somewhere.  He got fired because he just couldn't behave.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #170 on: March 13, 2016, 12:06:37 pm »
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"Yes, that is what I have been led to understand.  You have been with the company since your recent doctorate, and you have spent that time worshiping false gods."

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Re: The Company Loves Me. The Have Sent Me a Friend.
« Reply #171 on: March 14, 2016, 12:31:39 pm »
This thread made me happy.  You're my hero, Roger!  :lulz:

As true today as it was back then!

I just finished reading the thread again, and it's still pure gold.
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