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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 10, 2014, 03:15:12 PM

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Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 13, 2014, 01:52:42 AM
Hold the fucking phone.

You made transparent aluminum obsolete, before I even got to play with any??

It turns out that it's fairly useless, when you can just make synthetic sapphire in any shape and size you want.

What would I have to say and who would I have to talk to in order to get a sample? I could do many things with a hunk of sapphire the size of your head.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Bump for the most fun I ever had outside of the science gestapo.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Vanadium Gryllz

Didn't get the chance to read the thread the first time around but I am glad I have now!

Was there ever a conclusion to Andrew's training?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on March 12, 2016, 03:55:10 PM
Yeah what happened to that guy?

There was a follow up thread somewhere.  He got fired because he just couldn't behave.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

minuspace

Quote"Yes, that is what I have been led to understand.  You have been with the company since your recent doctorate, and you have spent that time worshiping false gods."

:lulz: :lulz:

Aucoq

Quote from: Aucoq on June 14, 2014, 04:51:05 AM
This thread made me happy.  You're my hero, Roger!  :lulz:

As true today as it was back then!

I just finished reading the thread again, and it's still pure gold.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.