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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2014, 06:32:03 am »


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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2014, 06:33:06 am »
i dunno what you're talking about. That's quality advertising right there :D
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2014, 08:38:18 am »
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2014, 04:28:10 pm »
Dok, you just can't make this shit up.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2015, 07:46:35 pm »
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2015, 08:09:11 pm »


Wait.

Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.

What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?



...guys?    :sad:
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2015, 10:15:23 pm »


Wait.

Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.

What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?



...guys?    :sad:

December 32 2014

I don't know what happened. Today I woke up, expecting it to be a new year and it just wasn't. I sat up this morning, rubbing my eyes and trying to convince myself I was awake, reached for my phone to see if I'd missed anything while asleep and there it was, December 32 2014.

There was a brief segment about it on the morning news, barely more than a passing nod to the year's failure to end and a little giggle for a joke about how children born today are going to have a hell of a time figuring out when their birthday is next year. I guess it's an extra day of holiday as I'm due back at work Jan 5th. Must be like a leap-year thing. Guess we'll see what happens tomorrow.

December 33 2014

I guess we need more than a day to sort this thing out. I talked to Ben from work and he said he was at a New Years party on the 31st and found the countdown really awkward. Everyone went through the usual rigmarole of starting at ten and working their way down but everyone started to look around uncomfortably as they reached three... two... Ben says a couple of people left the room at this point, everyone knew something was up. One... followed by an even split of people leaving the party to go home and people emptying their vessels and starting on a new one.

Oh, and the eggs have expired.

December 35 2014

Ben called and said he'd spoken to the boss. We're still on track to start work Jan 5th and not a day before. Can't go messing with client bookings when we're not sure how many days notice we're giving them of the change, he said, so looks like I'm staying at home watching Christmas reruns on the telly. Apparently you're allowed to keep playing those until the end of December.

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2015, 10:15:51 pm »
It was either that or starting a story about EGGS THAT NEVER EXPIRE  :eek:

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2015, 10:17:31 pm »
Who said stop?
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2015, 10:23:20 pm »
Nobody. Figured I'd add some commentary while I decided whether I liked the direction.

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2015, 10:24:52 pm »
Well, I for one, am very interested to know what's going to be going on around 40th December. I'd bet shit's getting strange by then.
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2015, 11:25:43 pm »
I love the throw away bit, "The eggs have expired."

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2015, 11:31:04 pm »
Paes you are on FIRE.
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