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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 05:57:39 pm »
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 07:00:49 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: For some reason, the first one is my favorite.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2014, 03:16:47 pm »


WTF!  WTF!
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"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2014, 03:18:21 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That's just genius.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2014, 05:03:31 pm »
that's brilliant fucking marketing, that is.
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2014, 07:58:24 pm »
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 02:28:02 am »
Oh my.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 02:41:26 am »
Oh my.  :lulz:

It's like I fell through a wormhole and everything is DUMB.  The GOP is gonna take the senate, someone's stealing silverware from single mothers, and advertisers are DELIBERATELY FUCKING WITH ME.
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 02:58:01 am »
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 03:03:34 am »
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...



I don't have a dumbrella.  I am woefully unprepared, and I have nobody to blame but myself.
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- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2014, 05:37:52 pm »


I spied this one in Colby, Kansas--Jesus the wheat hippie:

Back to the fecal matter in the pool

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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 pm »
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2014, 05:57:39 pm »
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!
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Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2014, 06:02:23 pm »
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!

WHJ is terrifying.   :eek:
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18