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HOWL 2016

Started by Doktor Howl, November 03, 2014, 04:51:25 PM

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Telarus

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 04, 2014, 03:24:54 AM
What are you running for, anyway?

President AND vice president.

That way, if someone assassinates me, I'm STILL PRESIDENT.

How did nobody ever think of that before?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 04, 2014, 03:24:54 AM
What are you running for, anyway?

President AND vice president.

That way, if someone assassinates me, I'm STILL PRESIDENT.

How did nobody ever think of that before?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Reginald Ret

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 04, 2014, 03:24:54 AM
What are you running for, anyway?

President AND vice president.

That way, if someone assassinates me, I'm STILL PRESIDENT.

How did nobody ever think of that before?
You sir, are a genius. If you win the election fro 2016 there will never be a 2017!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 07, 2014, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 04, 2014, 03:24:54 AM
What are you running for, anyway?

President AND vice president.

That way, if someone assassinates me, I'm STILL PRESIDENT.

How did nobody ever think of that before?
You sir, are a genius. If you win the election fro 2016 there will never be a 2017!

Howl/Tarwell 2016:  The last election you'll ever need.

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 07, 2014, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 07, 2014, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 04, 2014, 03:24:54 AM
What are you running for, anyway?

President AND vice president.

That way, if someone assassinates me, I'm STILL PRESIDENT.

How did nobody ever think of that before?
You sir, are a genius. If you win the election fro 2016 there will never be a 2017!

Howl/Tarwell 2016:  The last election you'll ever need.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Howl/Tarwell 2016: You'll Never Vote Again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Howl/Tarwell 2016: You'll Never Walk Alone. Ever.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Bruno

Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

 :lulz:

Using that right now.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Can't use it.  Weird format.
Molon Lube

Bruno

Hmmm, not sure what the problem could be. I'm using a 14 year old version of photoshop. Maybe jpegs have changed something in that time.

Here's a PNG version.

Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

Telarus, KSC,
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