If I have to hear ONE MORE BASTARD...

[Doktor Howl]

If I have to hear ONE MORE BASTARD breathlessly inform me that Christmas is stolen from the Celts or the Greeks or the fucking Norse or whatever like it's NEWS or like I should CARE, I will use that person as a field-expedient colostomy bag.

Shut up.  I don't care where Christmas came from, I hate it.

[EK WAFFLR]

Marry me. Now.

[Doktor Howl]

Marry me. Now.

YOU'RE ON, YA BIG VIKING GALOOT, YOU!

[Ben Shapiro]

Christmas was created by the jews to steal more money from Christians. It's in the bible.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Christmas was created by the jews to steal more money from Christians. It's in the bible.

That's all I learned from Zeitgeist.

[Suu]

Thank you for being the Holy Man I needed in my thread.

Goddamnit.

[Doktor Howl]

Thank you for being the Holy Man I needed in my thread.

Goddamnit.

I live to serve.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Gawd, and the people who bemoan the fact that they can't spout Merry Christmas when halloween isnt even cold in the grave yet! I look fucking weird saying Happy Halloween on any day that isnt halloween, yet these assholes DEMAND their right to remind you two months out that Christmas is a thing, in case you forgot.

[Junkenstein]

Christmas was created by the jews to steal more money from Christians. It's in the bible.

That's all I learned from Zeitgeist.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I fucking love christmas! There I said it. I love the two weeks off work and the giving/getting presents to/from people and the huge fucking banquet and the gallons of booze and the mountains of reefer and Kirsty MacColl and the Pogues.

I don't care who started it. Some prehistoric dickhead getting caught by the filth and literally banged up cos living gods can't crime worth a fuck or a bunch of other prehistoric wankers sacrificing virgins to the spirit of the harvest. Seriously - couldn't give a fuck and will happily reduce to a quivering vegetable anyone who can (another thing to love about christmas)

Christmas is Saturday Night² and I'll puke neat Tequilla in the face of anyone who refuses to party. 

[Cain]

Modern Americans stole beer from ancient Mesopotamia.

It's almost like culture is some kind of open ended process of appropriation and adaptation where authenticity "doesn't real", as the kids say.

But nah.  Now stop listening to rock and roll, twerking and voting.  You horrible culture thieves.

[LMNO]

Out of the way, old-timer.

It's all about THE NAE NAE!

[Cain]

Their glowsticks/cigarette lighters are missing

[Suu]

I fucking love christmas! There I said it. I love the two weeks off work and the giving/getting presents to/from people and the huge fucking banquet and the gallons of booze and the mountains of reefer and Kirsty MacColl and the Pogues.

I don't care who started it. Some prehistoric dickhead getting caught by the filth and literally banged up cos living gods can't crime worth a fuck or a bunch of other prehistoric wankers sacrificing virgins to the spirit of the harvest. Seriously - couldn't give a fuck and will happily reduce to a quivering vegetable anyone who can (another thing to love about christmas)

Christmas is Saturday Night² and I'll puke neat Tequilla in the face of anyone who refuses to party. 

This is the correct one-horse open sleigh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Modern Americans stole beer from ancient Mesopotamia.

It's almost like culture is some kind of open ended process of appropriation and adaptation where authenticity "doesn't real", as the kids say.

But nah.  Now stop listening to rock and roll, twerking and voting.  You horrible culture thieves.