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Basically the most horrifying sex toy I've ever seen.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 21, 2015, 04:45:47 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

:lulz:

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.

It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction.  Given my job.
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The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

:lulz:

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.

It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction.  Given my job.
:horrormirth:
This is fucked but my first thought was "Is it also doing that creepy open circle mouth thing like the other dolls? Then you could share"
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

:lulz:

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.

It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction.  Given my job.

I actually have a disturbing sense of the afterglow of crushing shame and self-loathing that (I hope) most people who would use it must experience.

Which I think gives me a glimpse of what Babs' life must be like.

Back later; I need to go swim in a chlorinated pool for an hour or so to get that off me.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

:lulz:

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.

It doesn't turn me on, but I can see the attraction.  Given my job.

I actually have a disturbing sense of the afterglow of crushing shame and self-loathing that (I hope) most people who would use it must experience.

Which I think gives me a glimpse of what Babs' life must be like.

Back later; I need to go swim in a chlorinated pool for an hour or so to get that off me.

EW EW EW
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.

Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.


Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 22, 2015, 04:02:27 AM
I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.

Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.


Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334

See, now that just doesn't seem weird to me at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 22, 2015, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 22, 2015, 04:02:27 AM
I just don't know if this is catering to a genuine niche market or an attempt to sell pure shock.

Either wouldn't terribly surprise me.


Also quite NSFW. Maybe NSFGalaxy.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/alien/?link=281&gclid=CKSN1PPZpsMCFQySaQodk3oAbA&ad=46214557334

See, now that just doesn't seem weird to me at all.

Read this and was going to let the thread rest, but a thought hit me as I was getting ready for my day and I just can't.


Xenomorph semi solid inflatable love doll with detachable quarter torso, comes with ballgag, choker combo made to look like a facehugger and it all stores in a chic egg casing for easy storage.    :|    I had to get that out of my head.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Faust

They try to justify the foot one as the optimal positioning for rubbing the foot while fucking it, The previous version of it was the one with the vagina in the sole of the foot, but thats really hard to have sex with while caressing the foot, this is science and evolution.

I would imagine something similar was the idea with the head. Though I am sure they are perfectly happy to get money from weirdos who want to use it for any reason.
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