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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Johnny

#105
November 01, 2014, 06:35:33 AM
Im extremely dissapointed with pd and its content, talking about lesbians that like dick, how to cook diseased javelinas without getting aids and ebola, loons that want to rape, industrial accidents, syria, and the only thing i ever wanted was to learn Nixon style ballet and some sculpting.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Cain

#106
November 01, 2014, 06:46:06 AM
My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#107
November 01, 2014, 08:53:04 AM
Viewing was awful. "flat" was NYC tiny, and just as expensive. an end of terrace old 2 up, 2 down with extension divided into 4 "flats"

there's a 2 bedroom place 4 doors up my street going for £565 and is 15 quid more than the tiny "flat" but both my parental units are retired and are useless as guarantors.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#108
November 01, 2014, 08:53:35 AM
my IBS hates house hunting :s

The Wizard Joseph

#109
November 01, 2014, 02:07:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 01, 2014, 06:46:06 AM
My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

:lulz:

And THAT is how a Nixon do.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#110
November 01, 2014, 02:17:12 PM
Finally a whole weekend! Just worked the last 12 days.  Done with overtime for at least a whole pay period so as not to burn out. There will be plenty more available when the holidays hit to be sure. Trying to fight the urge to just lay here and not exactly winning. Feels nice though.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#111
November 01, 2014, 02:27:12 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 01, 2014, 05:59:37 AM
It would have been a better story if the writing was not so self-indulgent and the storyline so cringingly cliched and full of juvenile shoegazing and the element of woo and self-consciously made up words.

Right.  See I was thinking it would be better if he had tried that stupid shit and the entity turned out to be the ghost of some Santo that gets all 'oh really fool?' with him and causes scorpions to crawl out of his cock for his presumption.  Then it would at least be maybe a decent morality tale.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#112
November 01, 2014, 03:54:18 PM
 :lol: That would have improved it vastly. Instead it basically ends at ZOMG THERE'S NOTHING MORE TRAGIC THAN BEING ALIVE! OHHH THE HORRORS!  :emo:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#113
November 01, 2014, 03:55:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 01, 2014, 06:46:06 AM
My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#114
November 01, 2014, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 01, 2014, 06:46:06 AM
My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

Next Open Bar title.
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#115
November 01, 2014, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on November 01, 2014, 06:35:33 AM
Im extremely dissapointed with pd and its content, talking about lesbians that like dick, how to cook diseased javelinas without getting aids and ebola, loons that want to rape, industrial accidents, syria, and the only thing i ever wanted was to learn Nixon style ballet and some sculpting.

Oddly enough I think this is the reaction most visitors to the site have.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#116
November 01, 2014, 03:57:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 01, 2014, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 01, 2014, 06:46:06 AM
My Lesbian Pet Javelina Got Ebola and Married Richard Nixon in Syria - One Industrial Rapists Horror Story.

Next Open Bar title.

WINNER!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#117
November 02, 2014, 02:20:29 AM
Facebook is irritating the crap out of me tonight. You can't actually TURN OFF chat, and if you're online any message someone tries to send you there pops up in a chat window.

I'm trying to read my mol bio reading, which for this week is 120 pages of dense, and I like to give my brain a rest by looking at something that's not this every five pages or so. Facebook has taken over the internet, so everywhere else I go is dead, but if I go there it's a constant barrage of "hey what's up? I'm bored" and "guess what I ate today" instant messages, and there seems to be NO WAY of turning it off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#118
November 02, 2014, 02:52:42 AM
Ruby/Lena tried to reg again.  I ain't approving her.  I won't crab if someone else does, but I'm not taking responsibility for that train wreck.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#119
November 02, 2014, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2014, 02:52:42 AM
Ruby/Lena tried to reg again.  I ain't approving her.  I won't crab if someone else does, but I'm not taking responsibility for that train wreck.

:lulz:

Wow... does it assume everyone else in the word has a shorter memory than it does? I wonder...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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