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[Cain]

So I'm at work.  It's 10 past midnight and, apart from the handover notes, I have absolutely fuck all to do for the next 6 hours.

Thank god for high speed internet.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

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[Cain]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

"I don't have to educate you!"

I can't wait to use that as a citation in my thesis.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

"I don't have to educate you!"

I can't wait to use that as a citation in my thesis.

I love Facebook.  It's like going to the zoo with a knife and fork.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

Whaaaaat

Oh damn, I have reading to do but first I need to see this. 

[Cain]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

"I don't have to educate you!"

I can't wait to use that as a citation in my thesis.

I love Facebook.  It's like going to the zoo with a knife and fork.

Marilyn Monroe went to the zoo once.  And was banged by EVERYONE there.  Women, children, the animals...everyone.  She was a filthy gutter skank who gave it up for EVERYONE....except me

[Doktor Howl]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

Whaaaaat

Oh damn, I have reading to do but first I need to see this. 

Doktor Howl:  Bad for your schoolin'.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

"I don't have to educate you!"

I can't wait to use that as a citation in my thesis.

I love Facebook.  It's like going to the zoo with a knife and fork.

Marilyn Monroe went to the zoo once.  And was banged by EVERYONE there.  Women, children, the animals...everyone.  She was a filthy gutter skank who gave it up for EVERYONE....except me

Lovely fucker, isn't he?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love the people who take the personal lives of historical figures and point to them as proof that they were terrible people and not worthy of having their work respected.

The list of conditions for reconciliation, for instance (I especially loved the stipulation that she endeavor to refrain from belittling him in front of their children... not entirely, just in front of the kids) as proof that Einstein was some kind of evil bastard. If the shit I've said during the deterioration of my relationships ever becomes public, I'd be a monster by comparison. And Tesla was kind of an asshole too. For that matter, I would put money on every famous scientist who ever lived being an asshole, particularly in the romantic arena, because THEY WERE PEOPLE.

People are fucking dicks, and relationships are the opportunity we all have to spend so much time with one other person that the full extent of our capacity to be dicks is realized.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And Monroe had sex with ANYONE SHE WANTED. THAT WHORE. 

[hooplala]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

Frank Cathcart Go get informed on history and the facts behind a person. Einstein might of been a genius but he was a complete asshole.

Might OF been. Don't you dare come insulting his intelligence.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I met some hipsters on FB.  They were explaining how Einstein stole all of his work from Picasso and Kant.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/reid.anderson.50/posts/853184271414541?comment_id=853473658052269&offset=0&total_comments=55&notif_t=share_reply

Frank Cathcart Go get informed on history and the facts behind a person. Einstein might of been a genius but he was a complete asshole.

Might OF been. Don't you dare come insulting his intelligence.

It's cavemen like me that fuck up everyone's utopia.

[Doktor Howl]

And Monroe had sex with ANYONE SHE WANTED. THAT WHORE. 

I think I called it with the trilby thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And Monroe had sex with ANYONE SHE WANTED. THAT WHORE. 

I think I called it with the trilby thing.

I believe that you most likely did.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I love how they gave up after Nigel showed up.