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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

It has to be better than the horrific atrocity that is every other nickelback song. That last one gave me hemhorragic fever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

It has to be better than the horrific atrocity that is every other nickelback song. That last one gave me hemhorragic fever.

Check out John Galt, here, talking to Angelique.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=172547699458380&set=a.132471140132703.22323.100001094547452&type=1&theater&notif_t=like

Your blood will boil, thus killing the ebola.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

It has to be better than the horrific atrocity that is every other nickelback song. That last one gave me hemhorragic fever.

Check out John Galt, here, talking to Angelique.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=172547699458380&set=a.132471140132703.22323.100001094547452&type=1&theater&notif_t=like

Your blood will boil, thus killing the ebola.

UNNNNNGH

I think you nailed it with "Tiny penis". Angelique is one of the sweetest people there is, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with someone who tries to knock her down because she's pretty.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO


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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2014, 04:22:19 PM
Got my flu shot.
Now I have autism.

You should cut gluten from your diet. Human beings weren't meant to eat it.
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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 29, 2014, 02:39:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

It has to be better than the horrific atrocity that is every other nickelback song. That last one gave me hemhorragic fever.

Check out John Galt, here, talking to Angelique.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=172547699458380&set=a.132471140132703.22323.100001094547452&type=1&theater&notif_t=like

Your blood will boil, thus killing the ebola.

UNNNNNGH

I think you nailed it with "Tiny penis". Angelique is one of the sweetest people there is, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with someone who tries to knock her down because she's pretty.

Not so much that she was pretty, but that he felt she was "cocky".
Molon Lube

Suu

I just went lap swimming for the first time in 15 years. I hurt. I did okay, I gassed the fuck out, but I hurt. This is going to be a long hard road out of hell.

Also, these new silicone swim caps are the bee's knees. Way better than the latex ones.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

I demand clarification!

Suu

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 29, 2014, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

I demand clarification!

I think a box of sockets is a dramatic improvement over Chad Kroeger.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 29, 2014, 02:39:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 28, 2014, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I just dropped a box of sockets down the stairs and accidentally wrote a Nickleback song.

It has to be better than the horrific atrocity that is every other nickelback song. That last one gave me hemhorragic fever.

Check out John Galt, here, talking to Angelique.

hxxps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=172547699458380&set=a.132471140132703.22323.100001094547452&type=1&theater&notif_t=like

Your blood will boil, thus killing the ebola.

UNNNNNGH

I think you nailed it with "Tiny penis". Angelique is one of the sweetest people there is, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with someone who tries to knock her down because she's pretty.

Not so much that she was pretty, but that he felt she was "cocky".

Oh I think the subtext was that she's pretty. If she wasn't, he would have attacked her weight or her looks. Misogynists are hopelessly predictable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Suu on October 29, 2014, 06:20:02 PM
I just went lap swimming for the first time in 15 years. I hurt. I did okay, I gassed the fuck out, but I hurt. This is going to be a long hard road out of hell.

Also, these new silicone swim caps are the bee's knees. Way better than the latex ones.

Love swimming! I'm so out of practice that I'll probably flail around like a giraffe in a pond when I I finally get back in a pool.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 29, 2014, 07:22:03 PM
Quote from: The Suu on October 29, 2014, 06:20:02 PM
I just went lap swimming for the first time in 15 years. I hurt. I did okay, I gassed the fuck out, but I hurt. This is going to be a long hard road out of hell.

Also, these new silicone swim caps are the bee's knees. Way better than the latex ones.

Love swimming! I'm so out of practice that I'll probably flail around like a giraffe in a pond when I I finally get back in a pool.

Yep, that's about how I felt.  :sad:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2014, 04:22:19 PM
Got my flu shot.
Now I have autism.

Getting mine tomorrow.  It's that or wear a mask all winter.

Apparently they have nasal, transdermal, AND preservative free options, but I'd have to head up to the hospital from the laundry facilities. Just plain old mercuric preservatives and a big 'ol scary needle for us laundry folk.

I've had a few over the last couple years now and haven't noticed any brain dablage whatsoever.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 29, 2014, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2014, 04:22:19 PM
Got my flu shot.
Now I have autism.

Getting mine tomorrow.  It's that or wear a mask all winter.

Apparently they have nasal, transdermal, AND preservative free options, but I'd have to head up to the hospital from the laundry facilities. Just plain old mercuric preservatives and a big 'ol scary needle for us laundry folk.

I've had a few over the last couple years now and haven't noticed any brain dablage whatsoever.

I put it in my calendar to get mine last Tuesday, but I forgot and guess what? Now I have a splitting headache and a fever. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."