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[LMNO]

Just wait till you see how they make bagels...

NO.

I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[Doktor Howl]

Just wait till you see how they make bagels...

NO.

I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Look, ever since the world went color in 1976 while I was watching HR Puffinstuff, I have understood that there ARE some things man was not meant to know.

I can think of no good thing that might come from learning how bagels are made.  I love them and they love me, and that's all I need to know.

[LMNO]

Yes... Yes, "love" does play a part, though the definition does skew towards the long tail side of things.

[Doktor Howl]

Yes... Yes, "love" does play a part, though the definition does skew towards the long tail side of things.

Goddamn it.   

[Doktor Howl]

You leave me no choice.

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My whole life is a lie.   

[LMNO]

You leave me no choice.

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[Cain]

I'm feeling a kind of unfocused anxiety right now which is ... horrible.

Usually I distract myself with video games, but despite having some of the best games I've ever had, some of which I've been waiting for about a year to play, I can't focus on them long enough to enjoy them. Which means I don't want to try and play them anyway, because I'll just ruin them for myself for later. Bleh.

My suggestion: multiplayer.  Firstly, no need to focus on anything except killing and looting.  Secondly, you will develop a laser like focus on people who leave their mic on constantly, lag and people who go AFK when they're meant to be tanking. 

[Demolition Squid]

Good call. I haven't done any multiplayer gaming in ages, I'll have to look back into that.

[Cain]

What games have you got?  Only recent one I've picked up is DA:I, but their co-op is alright, except for most of the players and the perilous frame rate drops on unoptimised PCs (ie; all of them).  It's basically a dungeon crawler.

[hooplala]

I've only ever played Red Dead Redemption and GTA5 on multiplayer.  Both were certified shit shows.

[Demolition Squid]

I picked up DA:I too - I haven't even started poking at the multiplayer yet, the single player is really, really good (but so large).

Also Civ: Beyond Earth (awful), Smash Bros and the new Bayonetta.

[Cain]

Yeah, I've hit about 20 hours in singleplayer, gotten to level 10 and done one plot-related quest (recruiting the Templars).  The rest of my time has been spent exploring, killing ALL THE NUGS and occasionally, when I feel like it, closing breaches.

I've not done that much in MP, though my Archer is a semi-decent level.  I might do some grinding over Xmas...I haven't even unlocked any of the non-starter characters yet.

[Ben Shapiro]

So my wife, and my mother were moving the heavy glass table to make room for the Xmas tree. I'd volunteer to help, but you know Equality and all that jazz.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Broke up with boyfriend last night. I was relieved because it went so well, more of a "Gosh it's too bad our schedules are opposite, it's really just not possible to have a relationship under these circumstances. It's cool if we date sometimes though" kind of conversation.

I just noticed tonight that a couple hours after our conversation, he posted something on Facebook about how he could have picked a lady up at his local bar that night if he wasn't so worn out from getting "mad laid".

Not that we were monogamous... but there was that whole "communication and honesty" thing, and he certainly didn't have time to get "mad laid" in between us breaking up and him posting that.

I kinda have a little more insight into why he wasn't putting much effort into spending time with me.