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[Richter]

The one ray of light right now is that the Paesior story might be made into a graphic novel.

...

...more Miguels?

There are always more Miguels.  Even if they need to be put in a dark place and screamed at for awhile.

I suspect the Paesiors have a rotating stock ready, but closing range enough to verify could lead to trouble

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The thought did cross my mind...though given the state of disarray the warehouse is in, several months is probably a generous estimate.  I'm sure I've seen WWII rations on the back shelves.

Damn.  Well maybe you can leave something confusing for their successor to find after we're all long dead.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I discovered something tonight.

a) I like going to the bar with other science majors (It was George's idea)
b) No matter how embarrassingly drunk I get, I myself am not a liability to get us within an inch of being booted out on account of literally throwing whatever is on the table on the ground. (Not George's idea)
c) Don't drink with Mike at a bar

That sounds DELIGHTFUL.

It was interesting to watch. The throwing was kinda chubby at first, but when he continued to do it, it was like, oh.... I see. Hana and James were also taking about how the tightness of his pants revealed that he was a man of sizable dimensions, and Hana is single, adorable, and precisely the kind of person you want to be impressed by your dick. At the end of the night she walked with me to the train station and was like god I hope we don't catch up to him.

All I took from that is "chubby throwing".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

Yayyyyy!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

Yayyyyy!

The best part is that today was a transfer fair, so the sixty dollar fee, essay, and reference letter were waived. It meant getting out of bed before I wanted, but who wants to do all that extra shit if you don't have to.

[Cain]

Paperwork for the new job is blah.  Do I really need three different forms of ID?  Really?  No, but since it's all "British jerbs fuh British werkers" and that shite, I have to jump through half a dozen hoops to prove I'm not a Dirty Scrounging Immigrant Stealing Jobs From Hardworking British Families".  Like, say, the Queen or something.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm disappointed that chubby throwing isn't a thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Paperwork for the new job is blah.  Do I really need three different forms of ID?  Really?  No, but since it's all "British jerbs fuh British werkers" and that shite, I have to jump through half a dozen hoops to prove I'm not a Dirty Scrounging Immigrant Stealing Jobs From Hardworking British Families".  Like, say, the Queen or something.

The fuck, really? And I thought it was bad in Amerka.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

Yayyyyy!

The best part is that today was a transfer fair, so the sixty dollar fee, essay, and reference letter were waived. It meant getting out of bed before I wanted, but who wants to do all that extra shit if you don't have to.

Awesome, when do you start? Spring term?

[Cain]

Paperwork for the new job is blah.  Do I really need three different forms of ID?  Really?  No, but since it's all "British jerbs fuh British werkers" and that shite, I have to jump through half a dozen hoops to prove I'm not a Dirty Scrounging Immigrant Stealing Jobs From Hardworking British Families".  Like, say, the Queen or something.

The fuck, really? And I thought it was bad in Amerka.

Yup.  Before 2011, I never once showed anything more than a recent bank statement when getting a job.

Now it's passport, driving licence, recent bank statement/utility bill/birth certificate/drop of DNA with "made in Britain" running through the middle...something like that.  Because otherwise, a Polish person might sneak in and get my job.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Paperwork for the new job is blah.  Do I really need three different forms of ID?  Really?  No, but since it's all "British jerbs fuh British werkers" and that shite, I have to jump through half a dozen hoops to prove I'm not a Dirty Scrounging Immigrant Stealing Jobs From Hardworking British Families".  Like, say, the Queen or something.

The fuck, really? And I thought it was bad in Amerka.

Yup.  Before 2011, I never once showed anything more than a recent bank statement when getting a job.

Now it's passport, driving licence, recent bank statement/utility bill/birth certificate/drop of DNA with "made in Britain" running through the middle...something like that.  Because otherwise, a Polish person might sneak in and get my job.

Whoa, that's some crazy shit, especially coming from  the fucking BRITISH EMPIRE. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

Yayyyyy!

The best part is that today was a transfer fair, so the sixty dollar fee, essay, and reference letter were waived. It meant getting out of bed before I wanted, but who wants to do all that extra shit if you don't have to.

Awesome, when do you start? Spring term?

Fall semester, which it's good because that gives me time to figure out what do about scholarships and such. I'm ready to leave bunker hill. Not that I hate the place, but I'm just ready to leave it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Autocorrect. I meant to say funny, cuz it started with him putting the salt and pepper shakers on their sides.

On a separate note, I have submitted my transfer application to UMass

Yayyyyy!

The best part is that today was a transfer fair, so the sixty dollar fee, essay, and reference letter were waived. It meant getting out of bed before I wanted, but who wants to do all that extra shit if you don't have to.

Awesome, when do you start? Spring term?

Fall semester, which it's good because that gives me time to figure out what do about scholarships and such. I'm ready to leave bunker hill. Not that I hate the place, but I'm just ready to leave it.

Awesome!

[hooplala]

I got a job. I'm a line cook.