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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Good work that man.

Another year survived with the full capacity to inflict horror, fear and misfortune to those around you.

Get back to work.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

trippinprincezz13

Do you notice an unsettling amount of kids accumulating on your lawn? Possibly while rocking and/or rolling?  :p

Happy birthday!  :)
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 31, 2014, 03:33:01 PM
Do you notice an unsettling amount of kids accumulating on your lawn?

Not since I put the bear traps out.
Molon Lube

Reginald Ret

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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Reginald Ret

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.
Molon Lube

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Ripped a shifter cable on my bike yesterday. I can still ride it, but it's hanging on by a thread. I don't even know why I have all these goddamn gears—it's so flat here.

I think my next bike is going to be one of these single speed/fixies: http://www.straycatbicycles.com/
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