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Eater of Clowns

#900
December 27, 2014, 02:46:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2014, 08:45:21 PM
Today is a good day, because I just got child support, which means that I have money in my bank account now, which means that I just made it through my first year since starting school without accruing any debt whatsoever.

Yayy!

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#901
December 27, 2014, 03:41:29 AM
It's pretty badass. Unfortunately, right after I typed it my new filling broke, so I might be putting dental work on a credit card before the year is out.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#902
December 27, 2014, 03:42:48 AM
I seriously can't wait for grad school. The stipend and medical coverage are going to make me feel like I'm in the lap of luxury.

I might even buy a new car. Crazy, but I'm thinking about it. Hard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#903
December 27, 2014, 03:46:49 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 03:41:29 AM
It's pretty badass. Unfortunately, right after I typed it my new filling broke, so I might be putting dental work on a credit card before the year is out.  :lol:

THAT'S FINE, REMEMBER, MONEY IS WITHOUT INTRINSIC VALUE OF A PHYSICAL COMMODITY, SO YOU'RE JUST PAYING IMAGINARY THINGS FOR REAL THINGS
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#904
December 27, 2014, 03:56:30 AM
Quote from: Eaten by Clowns on December 27, 2014, 03:46:49 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 03:41:29 AM
It's pretty badass. Unfortunately, right after I typed it my new filling broke, so I might be putting dental work on a credit card before the year is out.  :lol:

THAT'S FINE, REMEMBER, MONEY IS WITHOUT INTRINSIC VALUE OF A PHYSICAL COMMODITY, SO YOU'RE JUST PAYING IMAGINARY THINGS FOR REAL THINGS

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#905
December 27, 2014, 06:01:38 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
I am lucky that my one good ex makes a crapton of money and is generous about support. It's really too bad that guy is gay, he was a good husband except for that part.

:sexybeast:

Cain

#906
December 27, 2014, 10:20:53 AM
Well, I can cross one company off my "will order ANYTHING from then again" list.

Put in an order for a set of headphones for my sister, for Xmas.  On the 5th of December.  20 days, UK based company....shouldn't be a problem, right? 

I got an email today letting me know my goods are "partially shipped".  If you ever have to order something via Yakarta....I suggest ordering it somewhere else.

Cain

#907
December 28, 2014, 06:01:17 PM
Whee.  Shift finishes at 11pm tonight.  Next shift starts 6:30am tomorrow morning.

I've considered pointing out this is, in fact, illegal.  But meh.  I really can't be bothered.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#908
December 28, 2014, 07:46:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 28, 2014, 06:01:17 PM
Whee.  Shift finishes at 11pm tonight.  Next shift starts 6:30am tomorrow morning.

I've considered pointing out this is, in fact, illegal.  But meh.  I really can't be bothered.

Christ, what assholes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#909
December 29, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
So, I got engaged.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Eater of Clowns

#910
December 29, 2014, 12:20:53 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

#911
December 29, 2014, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 29, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
So, I got engaged.

:banana:

Saw your pic on FB.  She's a looker!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#912
December 29, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 29, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#913
December 29, 2014, 03:38:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 29, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#914
December 29, 2014, 03:41:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 29, 2014, 03:38:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 29, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
So, I got engaged.

Congratulations! Kiss the lucky lady for me! (Maybe slip in a grope as well, but only if it'll be appreciated.)

GIVE HER A PORTLAND KISS!

:eek: I wouldn't go THAT far.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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