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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 17, 2015, 04:12:54 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 03:55:41 AM
Not even 24 hours after posting grades and I have my first complaint. I docked her 25% for late homework, and her excuse is that she was "like 3 minutes late due to the room change".

The professor announced THE FIRST DAY that he was putting in for a room change, and that he would post it on the website. The new room was posted the next day. That means this chick had 6 days to notice it, just like everyone else. On top of that, we waited 5 minutes after start time for any stragglers who didn't notice the room change on the website (which they had to have used to take the required quiz) to get to the old classroom, see the notice on the door, and climb the two short flights of stairs or take the elevator to the new classroom.

Seriously, honors just doesn't feel like that big of an accomplishment now that I know I'm being compared to people who literally cannot follow simple directions.

Sounds like she knew what was going to happen, what she was going to say, and was just waiting to let the world know that it just wasn't her fault. It was that unreasonable grade from someone who expects, of all things, adults to be mildly responsible!

What's really insane is that the homework is worth one point. One. Fucking. Point. Out of 200.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Holy shit, while I've been busy, Pussy Shots has self-organized into a Facebook trolling machine.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


President Television

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM
Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?

The Future™, Nigel. Who is driving van?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: President Television on January 17, 2015, 06:14:26 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM
Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?

The Future™, Nigel. Who is driving van?

OH GOD, FACEBOOK GROUP IS DRIVING VAN
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


President Television

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 06:18:22 AM
Quote from: President Television on January 17, 2015, 06:14:26 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM
Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?

The Future™, Nigel. Who is driving van?

OH GOD, FACEBOOK GROUP IS DRIVING VAN

We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: President Television on January 17, 2015, 06:24:34 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 06:18:22 AM
Quote from: President Television on January 17, 2015, 06:14:26 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM
Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?

The Future™, Nigel. Who is driving van?

OH GOD, FACEBOOK GROUP IS DRIVING VAN

We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg.

:lulz: :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Demolition Squid

My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.

It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.

It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM
Members are now actively seeking out other cat groups to troll.

Pretty sure it won't end there.

What have I made?

Anarchist cat group is actually a pretty cool place, but they tend to come down on the banhammer on trolls and has a safe space policy of sorts.

I noticed you joined, and an influx of Discordian kitty fans

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Demolition Squid on January 17, 2015, 11:32:45 AM
My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.

It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.

It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.

Fuck. Sorry, Dsquid. Here's hoping for the best.
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Hope everything turns out alright, Demosquid

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2015, 03:55:41 AM
Not even 24 hours after posting grades and I have my first complaint. I docked her 25% for late homework, and her excuse is that she was "like 3 minutes late due to the room change".

The professor announced THE FIRST DAY that he was putting in for a room change, and that he would post it on the website. The new room was posted the next day. That means this chick had 6 days to notice it, just like everyone else. On top of that, we waited 5 minutes after start time for any stragglers who didn't notice the room change on the website (which they had to have used to take the required quiz) to get to the old classroom, see the notice on the door, and climb the two short flights of stairs or take the elevator to the new classroom.

Seriously, honors just doesn't feel like that big of an accomplishment now that I know I'm being compared to people who literally cannot follow simple directions.

If you allowed 5 minutes and she claims to have been 3 minutes, I'm having some trouble with her story, here.

If you're working with grades, it's best to be a hardass early on. 
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Demolition Squid on January 17, 2015, 11:32:45 AM
My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.

It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.

It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.

That's awful, Demosquid.  I hope he recovers.
Molon Lube

Demolition Squid

Thanks guys.

At first he wasn't able to move his left side at all, but that's improved. He still can't talk but he seems more lucid - he could tell people were there with him and I hope that helped.

So... things are looking better than they were this morning, at least. Just have to stay hopeful for now.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Demolition Squid on January 17, 2015, 11:32:45 AM
My grandfather suffered a stroke in the early hours of the morning. My grandmother didn't realize what was going on and left him for probably an hour before she called the ambulance.

It doesn't look good. He was completely unresponsive until about 11am, and since then he's been in obvious distress. My grandmother is in shock, and my mum is trying to keep her calm.

It shouldn't be too surprising - he's 86 - but he's always been in very good health, kept active and productive. He's an artist and he's always putting on exhibitions. He'd seemed better than ever when I saw him a couple of months ago.

Oh, no, that's awful. :( I'm sorry  to hear it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."