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[Cain]

Enjoy your commentated video, you filthy animals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gefef8HsmvA

YAASSSSS

The hell kind of gun is that?

A shotgun.  Rather, THE shotgun.  The definitive big fucking gun of the series...the Claymore.  On a per shot basis, its the third heaviest hitting weapon in the game...however, the other two are single shot sniper rifles, and because of the way the games shield mechanics work, the Claymore is a better choice against shielded enemies (when shooting a shielded enemy, the damage per shot does not "bleed over", meaning you need one shot to break the shield and another to damage the health or armour.  However, the Claymore and most other shotguns fire pellets which are counted as individual bullets, so you can rip through shields.  Since the introduction of Phasic Rounds, single shot sniper rifles can effectively one-shot kill shielded regular enemies, but it does mean skipping out on using a better ammo power, like incendiary).

With the smart choke, it has a pretty ridiculous range, and if you choose a character with accuracy bonuses, like the Turian Soldier or Geth Infiltrator, you can effectively snipe across the map with it.  The GI Claymore was what I originally used when I moved up to playing Gold difficulty and...well, it pretty much trivializes everything.

[LMNO]

Holy crap.  I was wondering why there wasn't as much time spent "aiming".

[Cain]

It doesn't come with a scope.  None of the shotguns do, though arguably the N7 Crusader could benefit from one.

[LMNO]

Whoa.  Does one of those guys have a flamethrower?

[Cain]

Oh, yeah.  A few classes do, actually.  Is that a request for flamethrower gameplay?  It's pretty cheap and easy...in this game, guns normally hit harder than powers, but flamer hits harder than most guns.  It's pretty easy to build the Geth Trooper to do 590 damage a second with the right build and mods...for comparison, the Claymore was doing 3700 per shot in that video, when shot from cloak, on a target affected by the proxy mine.  But flamer can affect multiple targets, and the damage stacks.  It also has an innate bonus to armour damage, and a .75 multiplier option in the power spec.

[LMNO]

If you feel like going for a round with it, shure.  It looks cool from a third party view, though.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

On Facebook, I've taken A good cartoons approach to wind Robert Dobbs up in discordian society 2014, it might not be all that funny, but if he is going to post misogynistic shit Ad nauseam I am going to bore him to death with this Gimmick. We'll see who runs out of nauseam first. If anyone else wants to chime in do.

In TDS 2014?

I wanna see.

[Faust]

On Facebook, I've taken A good cartoons approach to wind Robert Dobbs up in discordian society 2014, it might not be all that funny, but if he is going to post misogynistic shit Ad nauseam I am going to bore him to death with this Gimmick. We'll see who runs out of nauseam first. If anyone else wants to chime in do.

In TDS 2014?

I wanna see.

Have a look at any dobbs post from today. He didn't respond to any of the messages I posted, I will have to be more persistent.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

On Facebook, I've taken A good cartoons approach to wind Robert Dobbs up in discordian society 2014, it might not be all that funny, but if he is going to post misogynistic shit Ad nauseam I am going to bore him to death with this Gimmick. We'll see who runs out of nauseam first. If anyone else wants to chime in do.

In TDS 2014?

I wanna see.

Have a look at any dobbs post from today. He didn't respond to any of the messages I posted, I will have to be more persistent.

OIC 

Wish I had caught that before I left the group this morning. I was getting bored telling people 2014 was over.

[Faust]

On Facebook, I've taken A good cartoons approach to wind Robert Dobbs up in discordian society 2014, it might not be all that funny, but if he is going to post misogynistic shit Ad nauseam I am going to bore him to death with this Gimmick. We'll see who runs out of nauseam first. If anyone else wants to chime in do.

In TDS 2014?

I wanna see.

Have a look at any dobbs post from today. He didn't respond to any of the messages I posted, I will have to be more persistent.

OIC 

Wish I had caught that before I left the group this morning. I was getting bored telling people 2014 was over.

That was pretty funny too, I was so surprised when people got defensive about it.

[Doktor Howl]

MYSTERY SOLVED.

I HAD taken the Volbeat album into my office. Then I put it in the CD player ON TOP OF THE LADY GAGA ALBUM.

This restores my faith, to some degree, that the Electrical Alien Overlords from Galaxy Seven haven't gotten loose again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MYSTERY SOLVED.

I HAD taken the Volbeat album into my office. Then I put it in the CD player ON TOP OF THE LADY GAGA ALBUM.

This restores my faith, to some degree, that the Electrical Alien Overlords from Galaxy Seven haven't gotten loose again.

Woot!

I am typing on my shitty little tablet, from the streetcar stop.

[Cain]

If you feel like going for a round with it, shure.  It looks cool from a third party view, though.

Flamethrower gameplay.  Also:

- no missile killstreak
- arm through gut!
- good guy Turian Sentinel
- fire explosions.  Lots and lots of fire explosions.

[Eater of Clowns]

MYSTERY SOLVED.

I HAD taken the Volbeat album into my office. Then I put it in the CD player ON TOP OF THE LADY GAGA ALBUM.

This restores my faith, to some degree, that the Electrical Alien Overlords from Galaxy Seven haven't gotten loose again.

Onto our next mystery:  What is a CD?

[LMNO]

MYSTERY SOLVED.

I HAD taken the Volbeat album into my office. Then I put it in the CD player ON TOP OF THE LADY GAGA ALBUM.

This restores my faith, to some degree, that the Electrical Alien Overlords from Galaxy Seven haven't gotten loose again.

Onto our next mystery:  What is a CD?