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Started by Lois, November 15, 2014, 03:55:00 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 11:42:31 PM

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.
Molon Lube

POFP

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 12:46:39 AM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 11:42:31 PM

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.

Then she'd probably see that people tried playing. But I guess "real players" was symbolic of something other than "people who at least attempted to play the game on this forum."
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 18, 2014, 12:55:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 12:46:39 AM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 11:42:31 PM

And that's probably because you're illiterate.

She's German.  Her English is actually very good.

Then she'd probably see that people tried playing. But I guess "real players" was symbolic of something other than "people who at least attempted to play the game on this forum."

I think she's crazy as a shithouse rat, personally.
Molon Lube


Q. G. Pennyworth


Faust

Got to

" You need to find at that address, in a palace Lois mystery, the green room. It says that we should do next. "

Lois mystery green room sounds too much like the chapel perilous, not getting tricked in there twice.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

LMNO

In addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.

Lois

QuoteIn addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.


Serious manufacturers of games played this game and it was not a problem. I think the problem is you. But you do not want to see her.

QuoteThis is why nobody likes you.


I do not understand the logic. How do you know who loves me and who does not love me?


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lois on November 18, 2014, 02:24:27 PM
QuoteIn addition to that, shoddy HTML layout with an excess of cyrillic lettering make my "malware" alarms go off, so yeah.  After a few clicks with a complete lack of meaning, I opted out.


Serious manufacturers of games played this game and it was not a problem. I think the problem is you. But you do not want to see her.

QuoteThis is why nobody likes you.


I do not understand the logic. How do you know who loves me and who does not love me?

Because she is Queen Gogira.
Molon Lube

LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 11:42:31 PM
Quote from: Lois on November 17, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

Hear*

And that's probably because you're illiterate. Some of us tried playing. But the game is rigged to not work, or is just broken. That's what you wanted from us, right? You wanted to know what we think?

Well, that's what we think. It sucks ass. Then again, I probably could've led you, and maybe a few others, on by claiming "Oh, I see what you did there. That game is clever." But I generally think the truth would be more helpful to you. The "game" is an incomprehensible waste of time. It looks like some html [I think "programmer" is the wrong term here. I'm not sure what you are if you work with mark-up language.] douchebag got drunk and published one of his failures.

Most accurate summary I've seen so far.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I think I see the problem.  There are no serious manufacturers of games on this board, so none of us can understand it.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 18, 2014, 03:17:49 PM
I think I see the problem.  There are no serious manufacturers of games on this board, so none of us can understand it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in serious game manufacturing, and I've been involved in numerous secret beta tests on serious, and I have over 300 confirmed industry releases. I am trained in post-sales marketing and I'm the top producer in the entire industry. You are nothing to me but just another negative review. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of serious game manufacturers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I make serious games in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in serious game production, but I have access to the entire external funding budget and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

LMNO

So what you're saying is, this game is a commentary about ethics in gaming journalism.