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Great game from the world of Chaos- Game Torah Online

Started by Lois, November 15, 2014, 03:55:00 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lois on November 16, 2014, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2014, 02:35:54 PM
Impression:

I clicked through a few pages.  Layout poor, design garish, text poorly translated.  Ultimately, not terribly interesting. 

This is one of those times where "disorder and confusion" is neither entertaining nor enlightening.

The game will pay for all the shortcomings. But you will not enter the game. Because you just want to say something off-topic.

LMNO, criticism is off-topic!  What the hell is WRONG with You People?
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth

This game wants me to download Second Life. Go fuck yourself with a rake.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 16, 2014, 11:15:30 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 16, 2014, 06:12:52 PM
I forgot the "It's Roger's fault nobody likes me" part.

It's part of the beautiful cycle of life. Like the prey cycle, only it's the noob cycle.

EITHER

        We are a pair of awful people who wreck everything that's good & right in the world

OR
     
        One of us is controlling the other.  Or both are, and both are just evil in different ways.

Wait until they figure out that this entire time, we've both just been sockpuppets of Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Game sucks. Didn't even play it. Or click the link. I could tell from the OP

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

POFP

The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

LMNO

Plus, it looks like it's hosted at some Russian version of Angelfire.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.
Molon Lube

POFP

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 17, 2014, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 08:25:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 17, 2014, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.

Kinda hard to get to sleep, though.  EVERYTHING KEEPS ROTATING.
Molon Lube

POFP

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 17, 2014, 08:30:01 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 08:25:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 17, 2014, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on November 17, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
The game gives you a choice between two images (Symbols?), bread and gold. According to the instructions, changing your choice breaks the game. Making a choice brings you back to the same page. Is the game broken? Or is it a symbol of a world where changing ideologies leads to the same shitty situations and consequences? We're all going in the same direction? A circle? I want there to be more to this useless turd than a poorly designed interface.

Is this all just telling me I over-think myself into oblivion? FUCK ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY SHIT. AM I SITTING AT MY COMPUTER OR IS THIS THE MATRIX? WHAT PILL DID I TAKE?

I took 'em BOTH, just to be sure.  Now half of me is sitting at my desk like a good little drone, and the other half is in BULLET TIME.

I always kinda felt like Morpheus gave a trick-question with those options. Taking either pill is narrow-minded. I think you made the right choice.

Kinda hard to get to sleep, though.  EVERYTHING KEEPS ROTATING.

:lulz:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Lois


POFP

Quote from: Lois on November 17, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

Hear*

And that's probably because you're illiterate. Some of us tried playing. But the game is rigged to not work, or is just broken. That's what you wanted from us, right? You wanted to know what we think?

Well, that's what we think. It sucks ass. Then again, I probably could've led you, and maybe a few others, on by claiming "Oh, I see what you did there. That game is clever." But I generally think the truth would be more helpful to you. The "game" is an incomprehensible waste of time. It looks like some html [I think "programmer" is the wrong term here. I'm not sure what you are if you work with mark-up language.] douchebag got drunk and published one of his failures.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lois on November 17, 2014, 10:47:42 PM
Here chatter. I do not see the real players.

They all died years ago.

We don't miss them.
Molon Lube