Me and my questions

[tyrannosaurus vex]

It's worth mentioning that Vex got thrown out of Discordianism after The Incident, and we only let him couch-surf here so he won't ugly up the park.  He's a cad and a bounder, and everyone who knows him wants to dip him and meth and toss him into The Bashful Bandit in Tucson.

This is exactly the kind of unrepentant apostasy to which I was earlier referring. But such disrespect for one's spiritual elders is to be expected from Discordians, and from the particular school of for-profit Discordianism to which the Good Reverend subscribes, especially. Roger was once a lieutenant in the Generalissimo's army, but he was court-martialled for "conduct unbecoming an officer" involving an entire platoon full of enemy soldiers, and sentenced to a lifetime of preaching to the deaf on the Internet. Just so you know where he's coming from.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's worth mentioning that Vex got thrown out of Discordianism after The Incident, and we only let him couch-surf here so he won't ugly up the park.  He's a cad and a bounder, and everyone who knows him wants to dip him and meth and toss him into The Bashful Bandit in Tucson.

This is exactly the kind of unrepentant apostasy to which I was earlier referring. But such disrespect for one's spiritual elders is to be expected from Discordians, and from the particular school of for-profit Discordianism to which the Good Reverend subscribes, especially. Roger was once a lieutenant in the Generalissimo's army, but he was court-martialled for "conduct unbecoming an officer" involving an entire platoon full of enemy soldiers, and sentenced to a lifetime of preaching to the deaf on the Internet. Just so you know where he's coming from.

I was totally set up.  I didn't do anything the Generalissimo didn't do before breakfast every morning. 

[Cramulus]

I hope someone here can help me and look forward to becoming a true Discordian.

get the fuck out of here with that