A public service announcement.

[Doktor Howl]

Cramulan thinking and methodology will not help you "hook up".  They will not make you dance better.  They WILL, however, fuck up your skin, make your teeth fall out, make your face curl up like a fist, and cause you to think you have bugs under your skin.

Stick with 'stache.  It's a better high, and it won't make your nose suppurate.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

This is great and I wanna steal it but I have to think about how