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Most Wanted, #3 of ?

Started by Doktor Howl, November 30, 2014, 09:17:57 PM

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Doktor Howl



Name: Queen Gogira  Age:  unknown, presumed late 20s. Gender:  Female (are ya blind?)  Race:  Caucasian.

Queen Gogira is the leader of a ring of Bad Science maniacs.  She was involved in splitting the porn atom, and is wanted for questioning concerning the Manhattan Ass Cannon Incident of 2009, when 10,000 people were killed in New York when their arses exploded.  On account of Bad Science maniacs stuffing them in a cannon and firing them against the Flatiron building.

She is also "credited" with the "whoopsie" pill, which consists of PCP mixed with bovine cortisol and is most often slipped in the drinks of power-lifters and rugby players, with the obvious mayhem following within minutes.  When questioned about it by an investigative journalist, she merely said "SCIENCE, BITCHES", and then hit him with an electron microscope.

She is currently believed to lair in Massachusetts, where rumors have spread that she's going to recreate the Boston Molasses Disaster, only this time with a giant vat full of Irish people.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hello Waffles on November 30, 2014, 09:38:00 PM
:lulz:

I'm loving these so much!

I needed a writing exercise.  I have had terminal writer's block (read:  I am lazy) for two months now.
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I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 12:34:48 AM
I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:


Doktor Howl

The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2018, 04:46:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 AM
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.

No, this one.  With your friends pulling faces next to you, it has a White Queen effect (Alice in Wonderland).
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Right, but peach corset and swooshy skirt with black bloc entourage is a pretty good aesthetic, too.

LMNO

For meme reasons, I request you post said pic.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Doesn't look like anyone got it, at least from what I could google just now.