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55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, December 03, 2014, 12:09:51 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 03, 2014, 08:00:52 PM
If you're ever interested in being rated a "valuable reviewer" and thus invited to the Amazon Vine progam, a good way to do that is write an amusing review. I get a lot of free shit from them thanks to my review of the badonkadonk and whatever else I reviewed in 2007 when I was drunk and bored.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

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December 03, 2014, 09:29:37 PM
Hilarious reviews!
QuoteSeveral other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in the siding of our home. It was terrifying.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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