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What degree are you?

Started by Rev. Mondo Anvil, December 06, 2014, 01:22:40 PM

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Rev. Mondo Anvil

I'll start. I'm a Chaplain, so 3rd degree.
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I'm not sure what sort of degree it is, but the hospital promises I should be able to get some grafts soon. Hopefully nobody will be able to tell I ever had it at all.
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So everybody take your pants off now.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:14:43 PM
I am a 99th degree Holy Man™.  I'd have gone even higher, but the fucking programmers only made room for two digits.

So everybody take your pants off now.

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.
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