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Started by Rev. Mondo Anvil, December 06, 2014, 01:22:40 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 05:42:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 05:43:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 05:42:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

What was I thinking?  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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I take it that wasn't a very good question.  :)

The response was more Discordian than I thought possible though, so keep it up!
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Quote from: Dismissal on December 17, 2014, 01:27:31 AM
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.
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Cain

I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

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Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2014, 07:50:21 AM
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

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